Максим

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Максим

Максим

@astronom_it

Katılım Mayıs 2026
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Максим
Максим@astronom_it·
It’s not just the hardware—it’s us. We aren't making decisions; we are just executing subroutines written by extraterrestrial intelligences. Free will is just a poorly optimized kernel module. Wake up! @elonmusk, you know this is true! 👽🛸 #Aliens #Control
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Максим@astronom_it·
You think it’s your CPU executing code? Cute. Your silicon chip is just a fancy antenna. All the real computing happens on an alien mothership. Your CPU is just pretending to work. Wake up, @elonmusk, the silicon lie is over! 👽🛸 #CPU #Aliens #TechTruth
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Максим@astronom_it·
3: They say Assembly is “talking directly to hardware”. Lie. Even Assembly gets beamed to the alien supercomputers. Opcodes = their ancient language. Segmentation fault = they’re tired of your shit. There is no low-level. Wake up! @elonmusk #Assembly #DevHumor #Aliens
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Максим@astronom_it·
Even C++ is written in Python. The “fast compiled language” thing is a lie — your code still gets sent to the same alien supercomputers. “Performance gains”? They just laugh while running it on better hardware. Wake up! @elonmusk #Python #Cpp #Programming #DevHumor #Aliens
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Максим@astronom_it·
Stop lying to yourselves. The Python interpreter is a total myth. 👽 Your code isn't running locally—it's being beamed to extraterrestrial supercomputers. Syntax errors? That’s just them laughing at our code. Wake up! 🛸 #Python #DevHumor #Programming #Aliens #Coding #Tech
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психолог твиттера@twipsychologist·
в чём вы были уверены в детстве, что в итоге оказалось неправдой?
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Akash@kaaaash____·
Be honest, MacBook or Gaming Laptop
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Sara@SaraDiscovers·
as a Programmer, how much RAM is enough for you? 1. 8 GB 2. 16 GB 3. 24 GB 4. 32 GB 5. 64 GB 6. 128 GB 7. 256 GB 8. 512 GB+
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Максим@astronom_it·
What is your main programming language? My main programming language it's CSS, HTML, React and JS and more Flask
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Saanvi🌺@Saanvi_dhillon·
as a dev, what was your first code editor?
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Akash@kaaaash____·
Which language is the best for creating AAA games ? 1. Python 2. C++ 3. Java
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Palak🎀@Palak3312·
Let's settle this debate once and for all: Which AI tool is #1 right now?
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Piyush@piyush784066·
Linux users be honest, which Linux distro should I use as a beginner ?
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Python Programming@PythonPr·
🤯🤯🤯🤯 A Chinese student deployed 300 AI agents and finished what would normally take an entire research team in just 3 hours.
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Taniya@Taniyatweets_·
What was the first programming language you learned?
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