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@astutearchivist
RP/Parody. MDNI. 18+
New York, NY Katılım Ocak 2026
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Yeah that's why I said kinda sorta a bit-ish
Have you considered being happy?
~Deadpool~🖕🏻@CPT_D3adP00l
There is no light in the darkness. It's all misery and uncertainty. Everybody's fucked.
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"Yeah, it was pretty rough!"
Very heavy sigh.
"They did a... 'splenic artery embolization', I think it's called? I don't remember much. Got a gnarly scar out of it though.
I'm Conrad, by the way!"
EVE.@novicehands
Oh my God. Grade IV? (She really needs to review the classification for splenic laceration.) Could they repair it or did they have to take it out?
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"Exactly! See, you're getting it."
He gently wraps an arm around her shoulder, giving her a quick side hug.
"Right now, do what you want to do. The rest will fall into place as it does. Don't rush things.
Now.. tell me about this guy.. is he nice?"
𝐋𝐔𝐂𝐈𝐀 𝐌𝐔𝐑𝐃𝐎𝐂𝐊 | 𝐒𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐋𝐔𝐂𝐄@ofsacredgraces
“ yeah… but we’re just friends! ( at least for now) so really there’s a chance I can still be a nun, sure I’ll have to hang out with him a lot less then but I guess you’re right maybe I don’t have to decide right now… maybe God just wants me to live in the present…”
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DoubleABattery.⠀ I'm scared to post the actual video because there's so much fake blood but idk how sensitive twitter is to that stuff/what's allowed LMAOOO
𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐫𝐚𝐝@astutearchivist
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What in the actual fuck? Am I old? Is this what getting old feels like? I feel like I'm getting pranked.
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...
THERES BLOOD IN THE BOX
THERES BLOOD INSIDE THIS BOX
THERES BLOOD
THE BOX WAS BLOOD
THE BOX WAS JUST BLOOD
~Deadpool~🖕🏻@CPT_D3adP00l
Loot get.
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Ready... 3...2...1... go!
~Deadpool~🖕🏻@CPT_D3adP00l
I'm so confused right now, but okay I guess.
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No, seriously.
I got a dork cube! Nerdy, geeky stuff inside it.
Just say "Loot Get!" when I open it
~Deadpool~🖕🏻@CPT_D3adP00l
... Is this a joke?
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Just say "Loot Get!" when I open this box like we got loot! That's what we'll do
~Deadpool~🖕🏻@CPT_D3adP00l
Why?
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