five nights at astrids

Cooper: *sigh* Me: What’s wrong my schmookie pookie? You haven’t even touched your burger? Cooper: They put a pickle in it. I don’t like pickles. You know that. *looks at me angrily* Me: I’m sorry Coopsy Poopsy Cooper: Don’t call me that. I want to go home.

@resilienceuhh great image choice btw. glad ur spreading the word

About to go on my first date in four years super duper nervous about to vomit

@resilienceuhh GOOD LUCK BABES!!!!! HOPE IT GOES WELL 💜💜💜💜

@civilwarondrugs 💜💜💜💜🥰🥰🥰

@astybee LETS FUCKING GO

#rustmarty held close all the time knowing i’m half of you go my true detective ethel cain yaoi edit. be free

Surrender (1988) 𓏲ּ𝄢 Suicide

@civilwarondrugs for u 💜

@astybee Please?

can i post my true detective yaoi nettles edit here is that okay ? is that allowed ?

@thelongwoke put me on the case…

@astybee Top 100 Unsolved Mysteries

omg where it all began 💜

huge open.spotify.com/track/05e0Tkr6…

pete @ guy mann

this song is so cute i listen to it so many times a day everytime it ends i go “i could do that again!” and then i do

‼️ BREAKING: Not only is Mitch McConnell alive, he is looking young and vigorous in this recently leaked video, dancing at the hospital alongside an unnamed beautiful black woman

@Beau_Tiesss Looool beau that is literally gna have to be me i have no idea how im gna hack it on these streets

@astybee I kept the p plates on for a record 5 months after passing my test bc I was so shit

i am the most dangerous driver known to man if i ever get a license everyone needs to STAY INDOORS!!!!!!!!!!

@steeleyess no literallyyy she’s sending me so many signals i can’t even..

@astybee She wants you she’s just playing hard to get.

went “mwah 💋see ya babes” to my driving instructor at the end of our lesson. let me tell u she did Not like that

@thedestroya__ exactly babes come on im just spreading the love. get in on this xxxxx 💋

@astybee whys she so lameee cmon sonia allow her

@thedestroya__ OMGGGG that’s mad. guy mann was a twinkle in stainper hoffmans eye 💜

@astybee AND its exactly 1 month before guy mann 💜

in a word. stunned

how do i convince my instructor that listening to bad bhabie will make me a better driver

They're doing Inland Empire to me