asuka kazama

i am inevitable

never.

boke?

true.

i, like many others, need to know what the fuck is going on

if anyone gets a tattoo of me make sure your artist doesn't give me two left hands

boke.

if i'm nice to my shitty uncle for five seconds do you think he'd get me sonic's autograph

my hands are perfectly sized, you idiots are just mean

i crave watermelon

all i want is snuggles but all i get is struggles

i forgot to tweet for a month again what is my punishment

an update: this was a horrible idea. i'm being jolted awake by flute music every morning at 5am. my cats are being stolen. there's even more fur on my clothes thanks to SOMEONE LEAVING THEIR FOX TAILS LAYING AROUND. please send help.

Can the fox say something about taking me out in a date. Yes I know she's a thief. Yes I know Lili will seethe with a jealous rage hotter than a thousand suns. No I do not care.

also how the fuck she get that car on g corp's roof.

so now i gotta fight the prime minister of poland. .....i'mma whoop her ass.