Aaron Sulzer

Flacco is doing so well that Andrew Berry and Kevin Stefanski should both be fired during halftime of this game. #TNFonPrime #PITvsCIN #Browns

This happening to the Browns would be best case scenario for our franchise. youtu.be/hbOKhSY2MDA?si…

Kevin Stefanski is a bum.

PJ Fleck chomping that gum like he’s auditioning for an NIL deal with Orbit.

The Cleveland Guardians are proving small-market teams CAN, in fact, compete. Tom Hamilton points out that over the last 13 years, they've only played 25 games in which they were mathematically eliminated. 🤯

“I mean if Jhonkensy Noel is Big Christmas, does that make Tarik Skubal the Grinch?” (1 second later) Jhonkensy Noel takes Tarik Skubal to the moon

From ESPN Research: The Browns held the Bengals to 7 yards in the second half. It's the fewest yds in the second half by a winning team in the last 25 years. Cleveland outgained Cincinnati, 327-141, and doubled-up on first downs (22-11) in the one-point loss.

The Browns having a winning record is rare enough. The Browns, Cavs, and Guardians all winning titles this year - 1 in 1.9 million odds. Powerball odds - 1 in 292m. You’re 150x more likely to witness a Cleveland triple crown than win the jackpot. I’ll burn cash on both anyway.

@DanieloElliott I honestly thought the cashier just liked me… Chipotle’s always been about giving back to the little guy. Curious how they landed on those three programs. Can’t imagine it’s a coincidence.

@asulzer157 Well. You were clearly cheating, so there's that. And also, really good to see Chipotle providing this at programs who can't really afford the bells and whistles, let alone necessities for their athletes.

In 2011, while wrestling at EMU, I got dinged for accepting 3 free Chipotle bowls. Had to donate the “value” to charity and retake compliance training. Now they’re handing out burritos like gold medals. Considering a class action to recoup my time, dignity and guac. #BurritoGate

🏇Happy Derby Day! 🏇 "You know, everybody thinks we found this broken-down horse and fixed him, but we didn't. He fixed us. Every one of us. And I guess in a way we kinda fixed each other too." Guess the movie quote: #movietrivia #filmquotes #KentuckyDerby MovieQOTD.com

"Simmons is old! He should've been out of the game years ago but he can't stay home because he hates his wife!" Guess the #movie #quote here: MovieQOTD.com

The SEC is getting cooked right now 😂

Fire Andrew Berry yesterday. What an embarrassment of a franchise.

Play No. 8 of 2024: David Fry walks it off for the @CleGuardians in Game 3 of the ALCS! 🍟

Andrew Berry telling Kevin Stefanski he can’t start Jameis Winston over Watson today because Jameis is inactive. youtu.be/kVIGs6RSdT4?si…

Chubb +1,000,000 yards is -100 on DraftKings.

"How many times have you watched the Noel and Fry HR videos?"

Sandy Alomar Einar Diaz Victor Martinez Lou Marson Berto Perez CAN ANY OF THESE GUYS STILL CATCH?!?!?!

This didn’t age well.