Asuran Fish

@engineers_feed 70 + 15

What happens in your head when you add 37+48?

@KarmaPolice4You @objectionokay What's an "identie"?

Hey @objectionokay, what do you keep in these folders?

@DoctorTurtleboy Meanwhile, I'm here cursing at my iPhone and Apple Watch because I'm trying to get Apple Health to work right, and I can't figure it out. You're about a month older than me, so I guess I'm a boomer too.

I have no idea how to watch the Celtics game. I have peacock and directv. There is no Celtics game on any channels and my peacock account apparently isn’t the right level to watch a fucking playoff basketball game. Anyone have any idea how I can watch this game? I’m a boomer and I give up

@BostonBrandi100 I also know someone who said that Brian Albert punched another Albert at a family reunion. Keith, I think? It’s one of his brothers that never gets mentioned. Dude from Canton, knows some of the witnesses in the trials.

Brian Albert seems to have had some issues….

@omgsidewalks Start putting money in your 401(k) right now, and don’t stop. Take full advantage of any company match you get. Put money into a Roth IRA too if you can. You’ll thank me when you’re 50 and early retirement looks like an option.

I'm 22. Please recommend to me oddly specific life tips. No general “surround yourself with positive people” tips. I want the most random, specific advice possible please.

@DoctorTurtleboy I pulled over and took this photo just for you. Pretty sure it’s the last snow in Salem, NH. Enjoy!

@Mafi287 @DoctorTurtleboy Makes sense. The Alberts especially are huge coke heads. They’d approve for sure.

I bet if @DoctorTurtleboy admitted to doing "just a little line of coke" all of his haters would stop hating him.

@monivecchi @Mafi287 @DoctorTurtleboy Yeah, I believe Turtleboy too.

@Mafi287 @DoctorTurtleboy I believe the one that actually sounds and proved they’re a victim and not the one with years of practice in public speaking, spinning narratives, lying, manipulating and talking in circles. It’s not hard.

Yesterday in the @DoctorTurtleboy RO hearing who did you believe more while they were testifying?

@LamarVsAllen Maybe I misheard you. My hearing sucks.

@asuranfish I don’t know who the hell you are, but you need to get your ears checked and pay better attention to what I say. Because I never said anything of the sort.

Remember how all the LOOSAHS were saying they were coming to court, and we are gonna find PurpleKoolAid? What had happened? Where were you? Remember how Broyles runs his bitch mouth on the internet, and then hides in a secure room surrounded by security and doesn’t say a single fucking word to me in person? None of you bitches will ever show up. You won’t ever say anything to me. Because you know what will happen. You knew exactly where I was gonna be, including the exact time, right in your hood, and chose to sit in your basements yelling into the void on the internet. Signed - Purplehead.

The evolution of a #Cryford

@jessmachadoshow @DoctorTurtleboy @auntiedebbb This does not seem to be going well for MO and Temu Lawyer

@DoctorTurtleboy @auntiedebbb Judge has asserted himself and is demanding that the attorney share if heis going to meet the elements of the order. Attorney has paused.

Good Morning from Boston District Court in South Boston. We are here today for a restraining order hearing between @DoctorTurtleboy and former girl friend Meredith O'Neil. This hearing is taking place today after being continued last week at the request of O'Neil's attorney who says he and his client needed more time to go over new documents submitted by Kearney the morning of the last hearing. You can follow all of my in-the-moment updates here on this thread.

@RandomSpeakerOf @jessmachadoshow @DoctorTurtleboy @auntiedebbb 200,000

@jessmachadoshow @DoctorTurtleboy @auntiedebbb 200 or 200,000? In my defense, I only have partial hearing so I don't know if I'm hearing correctly.

@TheEmilySee @DoctorTurtleboy If he’s in his mid-40s… he looks ROUGH for his age.

@DoctorTurtleboy Mid-40s...totally normal retirement age. Got it! 👀

Brian Tully, the lead detective in my case, has resigned.

@TheYoungJurks I thought he ruined your Christmas?

@asuranfish Made you cry again. It’s amazing. Did you see how little I cared in text when I reminded the cult leader of what he tried to do to me? While he was crying about his video

@Hydro623 @DoctorTurtleboy Maybe, but there’s still the matter of Aidan’s RO against her.

@asuranfish @DoctorTurtleboy Now will she drop it like Lauren at Hidden True Crime?

Breaking news - Meredith O’Neils motion to ban the public from Monday’s hearing has been denied. All are welcome to attend at noon. The 18 page motion was frivolous and ridiculous and never stood a chance of being allowed. Her temu thug lawyer is off to a great start.

@DoctorTurtleboy I can top your profile pic...

@LeeErb5 @DoctorTurtleboy I see "dryness in pee cunt's"

@LeeErb5 @DoctorTurtleboy