djilou

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djilou

@async_cat_

Software engineer 🚀 Stuck in vim... by choice.

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djilou@async_cat_·18h

@Celtics_Fra Pas de flop pas de pleurniche pas de statpad juste du pure basket-ball

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Celtics France ☘️@Celtics_Fra·19h

Sans rire quand je vois ce qu’on nous pond aujourd’hui je peux le dire : On a pas asses apprécié le Prime de Stephen Curry. Juste du pur basket

Athlete Swag@AthleteSwag

Stephen Curry’s first MVP season in 2014–15 was box office 🍿

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djilou@async_cat_·19h

@KevonLooneyMuse Looney pre ribs injury could have developed to an elite attacker

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LoonMuse@KevonLooneyMuse·19h

Kevin Durant and Kevin Looney 1v1 back in 2019 🔥😤 They was going AT IT!

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djilou@async_cat_·4d

@NBAMemes Shai talent would have been wasted in LAC

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NBA Memes@NBAMemes·4d

This will go down as one of the craziest trades in NBA history. Sam Presti is a genius 👏🏻

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djilou@async_cat_·4d

@NBA @Google He will drop another stinker i can feel it

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NBA@NBA·4d

James Harden is averaging 20.9 PPG in the 2026 Playoffs! Can he help the Cavs advance to the Eastern Conference Finals tonight?? ⏰ CLE/DET Game 7: 8:00pm/et, Prime 🍿 NBA Playoffs presented by @Google

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djilou@async_cat_·4d

@brave BE BRAVE

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Brave@brave·4d

Make these moves: Chrome -> Brave Google Search -> Brave Search

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djilou@async_cat_·6d

Reminder to myself: Never tolerate work environment that has shitty process

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François Best@fortysevenfx·12 May

npm needs to change their logo

OrcDev@orcdev

petition to rename npm to nmp not my problem

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djilou@async_cat_·12 May

@h4x0r_dz Yet we should keep boycotting microslop

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H4x0r.DZ 🇰🇵@h4x0r_dz·12 May

War criminals

International Cyber Digest@IntCyberDigest

❗️🚨 BREAKING: Microsoft has fired the top leadership of its Israeli subsidiary following an internal investigation into Azure use by Israel's Ministry of Defense. Country General Manager Alon Haimovich is out, along with several managers from the governance department. The probe found Israeli defense units were using Azure servers in Europe in ways that violated Microsoft's terms and exposed the company to EU legal risk. Microsoft Israel's management withheld this from headquarters. Microsoft had already cut ties with IDF Unit 8200 in September 2025. The investigation found that was only part of the problem. Microsoft Israel now reports to Microsoft France. The Ministry of Defense contract renewal is due by the end of 2026.

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djilou@async_cat_·11 May

@Keyboards_bot Green/Brown combo is just PERFECT

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Keyboards@Keyboards_bot·11 May

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djilou@async_cat_·10 May

@50NuancesDeNBA

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50 Nuances 🇺🇸🏀@50NuancesDeNBA·10 May

PICK #11 POUR LES WARRIORS !

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djilou@async_cat_·10 May

@warriors @cartainc This+butler for kawhi

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Golden State Warriors@warriors·10 May

#DubNation, we officially hold the 11th pick in the 2026 NBA Draft. @cartainc || 2026 Draft Lottery

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djilou@async_cat_·10 May

@Giggs_ Attention quand-même Aurelien peut retomber dans ses travers à tout moment

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Gigg’s@Giggs_·10 May

Gros progrès des joueurs du Real qui ont cessé de se tabasser entre eux et qui se font désormais tabasser par des membres extérieurs au club. Il faut le dire aussi quand c’est bien.

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djilou@async_cat_·10 May

@Videos2Riles Le real va se réveiller (non ,le real est mort cette saison)

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Les Videos de Riles@Videos2Riles·10 May

J’espere que ça ira minimum à 4-0 pour bien que nos joueurs comprennent les conséquences de bousiller une saison, regardez bien !

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djilou@async_cat_·8 May

@FabrizioRomano It's 2012 all over again

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Fabrizio Romano@FabrizioRomano·8 May

🚨 The ‘Operation Mourinho’ has started at Real Madrid as revealed earlier. ◉ José open to taking the job, direct talks underway. ◉ Benfica still hope for him to continue, but only depends on Real. ◉ If Madrid call, José is ready. 🎥 All details: youtu.be/XsV05ATcMM4

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djilou@async_cat_·8 May

@TutaPrivacy I deleted the app

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Tuta@TutaPrivacy·8 May

Meta just removed end-to-end encryption from Instagram.

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djilou@async_cat_·8 May

@THe__GENRE @FabrizioRomano Lost even more in terms of image

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Santus@THe__GENRE·8 May

@FabrizioRomano Real Madrid made money out of the whole drama. Papa Perez is always in profit

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Fabrizio Romano@FabrizioRomano·8 May

🚨 OFFICIAL: Real Madrid statement. “Real Madrid C.F. announces that, following the events that led to the opening of disciplinary proceedings yesterday against our players Federico Valverde and Aurélien Tchouaméni, both appeared today before the investigating officer. During their appearance, the players expressed their sincere regret for what happened and apologized to each other. They also conveyed their apologies to the club, their teammates, the coaching staff, and the fans, and both offered their full cooperation to Real Madrid, ready to accept whatever sanction the club deems appropriate. In light of these circumstances, Real Madrid has decided to impose a fine of five hundred thousand euros on each player, thus concluding the corresponding internal procedures”.