atari the dog

Darn it. That's the second time I've been caught eating tissues from the tissue box. I like eating tissues!! :(

Was nice to see @notahat again last night. Got lots of pats and he even gave me a snack!

w00f! Just got fed some yummy rice and veggies flavored with marmite. So good! I scoffed it down. But I usually do...

I'm @atariboy's beer buddy too! I can lick the drips from his bottles like @jemimadog does. It took an Emerson's JP to entice me. It is yum!

@atariboy Thanks! That mean I get some more? O.O *does cute eyes stare*

@atariboy I don't wanna go that way, I wanna go this way. A specific spot over there needs my poop on it

DO WANT http://ow.ly/41GN

I fetched a ball for @atariboy 3 times last night. That was enough for me though. Will wait another 7 years to fetch again I reckon.

Dogs don't tweet, they woof. I'm confused.

This tweet is technotronic, this tweet is technotronic

Licking the carpet

Meow

hrmm... @atariboy brushed my teeth... the doggy toothpaste tasted OK but that scratchy thing was annoying.

I understand the concept of a receptacle.

Hmm, @atariboy just made up a song about my farty bum then asked me if I thought it would be a hit... I think he has gone mad.

I like getting washed! Yipeee! w00f w00f! RT @atariboy: Just washed @ataridog - Photo: http://skit.ch/1tj - about to take him for a walk

Just stopped at the door of my previous home waiting to go inside. Ooops?

RT @atariboy: If you have a dog, don't use Cocoa Mulch on your garden: http://www.snopes.com/critters/crusader/cocoamulch.asp

Farting

@jemgirl raffy rerfray! ruff!