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The next pandemic, the increased amount of people I see that mount their tvs with the wires just hanging down to outlet.

Hey, I wonder what Prince Andrew is up to? #TIFF24

#TodayImmaBeEnragedBy french revolutionaries

#TodayImmaBeEnragedBy number of hotdog packs vs hotdog buns

Celebrated the #OpeningCeremony by doing my own 400m crop dusting of Home Sense aisles. You're welcome

Oh cool, an even longer game #NBAAllStar

Where controversy thrives #UFC298

Is stevewilldoit Simon Birch all grown up?

How Swiftly they become Ye #GRAMMYs

Chiefs Kiss #TaylorSwiftSuperbowlRingSays

Mr Beast is giving away morality, nothing is something, and time is only a concern of the desperate.

Tucker Carlson is so cool, he is named after what they do if pants are too tight.

Emergencies Act is so cool that it had to be violated! If I don't benefit from action, what is the point?! It's supposed to be - break the law - hard to resolve by not breaking another law - point out the punishment and not the cause! Everyone knows this

@TrumpluvsObama I think they meant masque, with all that excitement who wouldn't?!

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I like how Christmas is a time when people stress out preparing while simultaneously doing the least amount of work as possible. Kudos, ya filthy animals!

X - Where everything football is trending because men. #MondayMood is there anything other than shock media on here? Smash a watermelon at least

@GeorgeTakei Americans live inside a giant cupcake. They think like a play from the 1960s depicting how life will be in 2073. The whole country has been home schooled since the cold war. Drop the e and go to country AA, the world would like some of that best talk mentioned.

This picture speaks volumes of who the Bidens are.

What does Sports Illustrated, Sears catalog, and Hot Rod magazine have in common? Hint: before internet and you are a 13 years old boy

We get it Tim Allen, it's not a complete meal without choosing a side #alwaysanoptionneverthefeature

Corey Perry news sounds like another rebound he cannot handle.