honey darling

so saddened to hear of the passing of arthur from the tv show arthur. rest easy brother, i’ll see you in the thugz mansion soon enough

Typa shit I’m watching at full volume in the break room

my upstairs neighbor drilled a hole in his floor that he uses to dispose of his unwanted liquids

I’ve been inspired by an OutKast lyric to invent a gyroscopic baseball hat the acts as a compass

DM request from the ethical pervert™️

Having a baby bc i googled “worlds bounciest ball” and decided I’m probably too old to buy it for myself

They’re making my wife return to office because her zoom meetings kept getting interrupted by the sound of me grunting and blasting diarrhea

I’m kicking it with Anna from Anna’s archive…. no you can’t meet her

I had one of these as a kid and I ate the whole thing even though it tasted terrible

@josh_aslinger The worst version of this I’ve seen is on some Lincolns the gear select and start engine buttons wear away to become blank switches next to the infotainment screen

One of the dumbest "advancements" in vehicles in the last 20yrs

Up and coming rapper named jimmy dean

once you reach a certain socioeconomic status it becomes acceptable to wear a jacket on your shoulders without putting your arms in the sleeves for some reason

What am I, chopped unc?

(Trying to step out of my comfort zone to give a stranger a compliment) you got some white ass teeth my boy

When a semi truck is driving without a trailer it’s like, bro, you know you’re naked right now right??? everyone can see you 😳

I have to keep reapplying a line of honey around my neck to maintain the illusion that I’m wearing a chain made of live ants

Scratching my head then blowing into my hand to create a cloud of dandruff so dense I use it as a diversion for my escape

Showing my barber a photo that’s been conspicuously cropped to 80x80p

The number of handshakes i awkwardly fumble has reduced 75% since i started wearing a shirt with a diagram detailing my preferred method of dapping up

(Forgetting about doors as a concept) aw hell nah the wall is moving

Just found out the npr tiny desk is actually really small but they use forced perspective so people aren’t distracted by its size