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Wow !!!

What happened in Jos today is enough to make you lose your shit but that's every other month in Nigeria now.

The anger that nonsense building LAHA built in Abuja stirs in me everytime I remember it ehn.

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Me I'm sha convinced that BAT hasn't revealed what he plans to do yet. He shouldn't wait as long as Joe Biden did before stepping down and paving the way for Kamala.

Security and power. The remaining things to fix, or at least, start fixing. Unfortunately for the government in power, these two things make up 70% of what a serious country should have in place.

@Archimperatxr To swear is easy.

@atiren Lmao. But he's swearing that he witnessed it! 😭😭😭😭

Ah! Jack Dorsey!

@Yahaya_esq I agree with your logic. Its the same logic that gave PMB the presidency in 2015 after cycles in CPC; a change in circumstances. Time will tell. I can consider an Atiku vote sha, he was my second best option in 2023, but all the reasons I considered him for have been done.

@atiren very valid!but if you think of it that Atiku/ Obi of 2019 ..there was a factor no longer in play-PMB,he had the north on lock down. now it is there for grabs & with the state of nation, massive angry votes. argument is RMK might not give what Atiku would

On paper sha, this ADC collabo looks solid solid. Where problem will happen is who and who will carry ticket. Only an Obi and Kwankwanso ticket can give BAT a run for his seat sha.

Everyone should run their family finance based on their individual family dynamics. You don’t have to run by any particular template. Rest.

Bruh! This!

This!

IMO, State Policing won't solve this insecurity problem plaguing the country. Not immediately, not eventually. It'll simply make it worse in some places, while others improve. Focus on the elections in your states of residence o. Dividends of democracy have been decentralised.

@Archimperatxr Bruh! That blue tick is just a menace every where. Fabuuu stories left, right and centre.

@atiren Lmao. What side of twitter did you stumble on???! 😭😭😭😭😭😭

@Yahaya_esq We've been through an Atiku/Obi ticket before. The odds were better for the PDP then, than it is now for the ADC. IMO, the only way the ADC can wrestle with the APC is an Obi/Kwankwanso ticket with backing and funding from Atiku and every other politician in their arsenal.

@atiren Atiku/ Obi wont ?

40 KILLED IN GUNMEN ATTACKS IN JOS More than 40 persons are feared dead, with several others injured, following an attack by suspected gunmen in Gari Ya Waye community, Angwan Rukuba, Jos. The attack, which occurred on Palm Sunday night, March 29, 2026, around 7:50 p.m., plunged the community into chaos as residents fled for safety amid sustained gunfire. Eyewitnesses in the area said the assailants stormed the community and opened fire on unsuspecting residents before fleeing. Security personnel, including the Nigerian Army, reportedly arrived at the scene around 8:45 p.m. to restore order and secure the area. Upon arriving at the scene on the morning of Monday, March 30, our team counted 26 corpses in the Angwan Rukuba area. In other affected locations, the number of casualties is yet to be ascertained, as some of the injured were taken away during the attack and others transported to the mortuary. The situation remains tense, with residents urged to stay vigilant as authorities work to stabilize the community. In response to the incident, the Plateau State Government imposed a 48-hour curfew on Jos North, effective from midnight of March 29 to April 1, 2026, to prevent further breakdown of law and order. Governor Caleb Manasseh Mutfwang condemned the attack, describing it as barbaric and unprovoked, and assured that security agencies are on the trail of the perpetrators. Residents have been advised to remain calm and cooperate with security agencies by providing useful information to aid ongoing investigations.

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That’s a suspicious number of Kit Kats!

Aro kutu kutu Monday, debit. 🤦‍♀️