atje ☾ biblically accurate carol sturka

i will be putting a bow on all of carol's meeps be warned

@lilithium21 i have like 12 mutuals on mine just do it haha

part of me wants to make a priv, but I don’t talk to enough ppl so there would be like 5 ppl on there

this pic kills me every time like what is the reason for this girl

“I write romance novels” Tell me Rhea Seehorn wasn’t born to play Carol Sturka coz wtf is this parallel.

this is who runs this account btw

@daisyfvllers and actually you’re so real for that

@atjetv Shdhdhdhdhdh I fear I’m gonna up my max age every birthday 😵‍💫😭

does anyone wanna twt mutuals to lovers with me?

tina fey, you are so loved

she’s so lornedaughter

@zosiashdp @hcwmjj I WAS WONDERING IF I WAS JUST HALLUCINATING AN ALEXA AND AN ALEXIS OR IF I WAS GOING CRAZY OR WHAT I DIDNT KNOW

lmaoooo i love seeing y’all’s reactions when finding out that me and @hcwmjj are twins fr 😭😭💀 tricking ppl since we were kids and still doing it now 🙂‍↕️😈

@daisyfvllers i feel you girl, so am i but now the gap is only getting smaller 😭😭

@atjetv I’m on milf stan twt, it’s a smaller age gap than my tinder preferences 😂😔

OOF you nearly poked my eye out!

what is better call saul even about

a follow up lol. jack and algernon are graham and chad

for my fellow seeotter people: i direct your attention to this excerpt from 'the importance of being earnest' lol

@atjetv hihi?

i wonder how many times throughout my childhood i perceived karolina wydra in some random ad

Thinking about this again

this is giving major press secretary helen umstead vibes ugh she's so beautiful 🥹

jesus christ (tina fey) son of god (lorne michaels) hosts very first episode of SNLUK

to all my plurb oomfs, sorry for the tina fey spam but that is my literal mother and i am so proud of her