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Philly fan behind me said “Globalism, while expanding markets and lifting countless from poverty abroad, has also eroded the cultural cohesion and economic security that once undergirded America’s middle class.” Bruhhh. These people are classless scum

Life comes at you fast

Sometimes I still can’t believe Bob Suarez wears Atlanta across his chest

Sludging diabetes inducing mukbang content into the broadcast is certainly a choice

The way the Bravesvision broadcast focuses on ice cream cup etiquette in the instead of calling the game when there’s a painted called 3rd strike looking in the 5th inning with only a three run lead is truly so embarrassing. Call the game or shut the fuck up

Ha Seong Kim piling up singles? Baby you got a stew goin

Brother how am I supposed to hate dom smith for 5 years just to have him be my favorite player on the 2026 Braves? Genuinely someone answer that for me. It’s almost like this whole rivalry thing is something cooked up to keep the proles subjugated in a culture war to buy merch

Chris sales first career win against the marlins??? 🧐🧐🧐🧐

Dom Smith. Professional hitter.

Jesus Christ that that Ronald slide

At least Ronald won’t get in the game for the marlins to try to injure him like the scumbag organization they are

Yeah I ain’t watching this shit

Wow this fucking ducks. Thinking of becoming a Phillies fan. According to Justin verlanders brother they’re totally back and very scary

An hour in and it’s the bottom of the 2nd. The fuck is going on. Some of us got shit to do. Not me but some of us

Influencers need storylines. Water is wet. Blah blah blah

Kyle Farmer with 12 at bats on the season got a forearm strain. Myself with 0 at bats slept weird last night and doctors said it was so bad it was the equivalent of 5-7 roster spots. We are not the same person

Just got back from K therapy and this Braves Marlins game has the eeriest quality to it. It’s stuck in this like liminal soundscape and I’m freaking tf out about it

Marlins are a decent team and they have like 6 people in the ballpark? I think we all know who florida’s real baseball team is and it’s not the one you’re thinking

Braves win the series and dansby swanson went 0-9. Asking for more would just be greedy. (Chris sale run support primarily). But this is a constant battle!

Just a reminder. Fuck dansby swanson