Jake, P.H.D. (Pretty Handsome Dude)

@WhiteHouse Lmao fuck off

MAGA 🇺🇸⚡️

@PrimeiroFront Blackout sleeve have been a thing for a long time lol

🔴ÚLTIMA HORA: Mulher viraliza nas redes sociais após tatuar o braço inteiro de preto, realizando o seu sonho, deixando internautas impressionados. "Ficou bonito demais", diz internauta.

Has Tim McGraw always been this bad or is this a recent development?

@memeslich If you thought of something I didn’t and it gives you an advantage, that’s awesome. But I’ll be taking it into consideration for encounters in the future lol

In Dungeons & Dragons, as a dungeon master, do you nerf players who break the game?

@SocialNomadRach Your understanding of nuance is incredible. You probably think To Kill a Mockingbird is about killing a bird too lol

This video is interesting because its showing black people killing each other and destroying things while they do a retarded dance like its a bushfire ritual but somehow this is about white people being racist.

@PicturesFoIder God forbid a white boy catch a vibe

How to stay a virgin.

@RodKahx If it’s any consolation, I’m also angry at us.

I've truly lost any empathy as a Canadian to my US friends. Sorry, and I didn't vote for him doesn't cut it any more. We are through with you. You're part of the reason we are angry right now. You are citizens of the US and are accountable. You don't get off easy any more.

@thegenesisbl0ck Counterpoint: Who cares lol. Let people enjoy things.

These skin-to-skin pictures are so performative and fake. If you didn’t birth a baby, it’s not your baby. I’m sorry, but you can’t convince me otherwise.

Hey @scottykfitness HR needs you to find the difference between these two photos.

Why does @AaronRodgers12 always look like a Karen who just got told they aren’t serving breakfast anymore?

@ezgidincoztas80 The control is astounding honestly

Just crop dusted a cop in a dollar general. God is good yall

@BurbunPitt If seeing a gay character say they’re gay in a tv show made you gay, boy do I have some news for you.

At this point, Netflix is just rage-baiting us #StrangerThings5

If Jesus was real he’d be weeping through the holes in his hands over that shit show of a game. #WeAreTheKrewe #RiseUp

@Brian_Sauve I hope your finger recovered from such a harrowing experience.

Had to tap “English” at checkout today. They all have to go back.

@6irthquake Real.

Not enough RuneScape in the timeline today. Runescape

Real. (Even if he’s not playing tonight)

@_TyAnderson Don’t forget our boy Zacha!

Where were you when Steeves-Lindholm-Geekie decided to become '18 Marchand-Bergeron-Pastrnak?

Also these @Fanatics jerseys look like complete ass.

All my homies hate Jordan Binnington.