A Ton of Bricks

Hasbro should get on the board game movie train with a Trivial Pursuit film. A high-stakes trivia league descends into madness and violence, and a team captain with a tragic and dark backstory seeks to unite the league against their mutual enemy: Roger Scruton.

The only movie I watched today was Funny Face, for the third time in the last couple weeks. That’s enough for a lifetime, I think.

“Chardonnay” is actually just the name of the grape variety. The fermented drink is called wine

I would kill for a manic Monday. Every Monday I have is depressive.

Talking about a movie this week which centers around the idea that AUDREY HEPBURN is considered too weird looking to be a model

As loath as I am to admit that French intellectuals from the 1960's could ever have anything valuable to contribute to humanity, I think Jerry Lewis might actually be a genius.

My office has a podcast studio with around $15,000 in cameras, microphones, lights, etc. that is almost never used. I feel like I should start recording things up there just to get our money's worth! Who wants to hear me wax rhapsodic about saltines?

There should be a dark-gritty Beyblade movie. Violence escalates as high stakes underground battle rings get out of hand. Starring Jason Momoa as a cigar-chomping Beystadium champion with a mysterious and tragic backstory (he accidentally killed his mom with a beyblade as a kid)

type of dude you see through the crack of the public bathroom stall while you're looking for an empty one

Welcome to the All-Star Break!

@rickdank_o Which Something Wild? The one from 1961 or the one from 1986?

5-star Criterion movies you should watch that aren't the same 30 David Lynch titles posted about all day: GREEN FOR DANGER LE TROU HUSBANDS VIRIDIANA HOUSE OF GAMES REVANCHE MISSING 45 YEARS FAT GIRL IF... KES SOMETHING WILD MOUCHETTE SUMMER WITH MONIKA LETTER NEVER SENT

One time wrote a joke tweet on here with a very obvious allusion to a thought I had ten years ago and no one got it. Media literacy is in the toilet.

do you struggle with spatial awareness? is your favorite activity gathering up all your friends and blocking people from moving around you on a busy day? consider becoming a tourist to Washington DC

@MovieFriendsPod Best. Watching Jerry Lewis unpack a Mary Poppins suitcase for a full 60 seconds sealed the deal.

@atonofbricks Ok but what about 17 minutes in

Ten minutes in and I can’t tell if buying this on Apple TV in order to keep up with @MovieFriendsPod is the best or worst money I ever spent. It’s one or the other, there is no middle ground.

The best fictional band of all time is Captain Geech and the Shrimp Shack Shooters.

The BEATles! Like a drum BEAT! I get it now

I’m not a soccer guy, but it seems like this World Cup’s final 4 is like if the Dodgers, Red Sox, Yankees, and Phillies were in the LCS, right?

and then some

@everythingd1es Okay yeah that you should do at some point.

@atonofbricks I appreciate that feedback because tbh I don’t think it’s my kinda thing but I’m definitely going to force myself to watch the LOTR trilogy sometime.

Wow when it comes to Blu-rays, what McKay’s Used Books lacks in quantity, they make up for in quality.