Emily Blunden

@Fridja i bought an f10 handsteamer last year and only just got round to getting it out to use it but it doesn’t work! The light indicator is blue, the unit is warm to touch but alas, no steam. Please advise. Thanks

🚨NHS CLAP FOR ACTION🚨 Omicron is escalating at a terrifying rate. NHS patients+staff need protection💙 So we’re: 1. Launching Thursday 8pm #NHSClapForAction to put the government under pressure. 2. Asking every MP to take immediate action. Click to act:actionnetwork.org/letters/demand…

A word. Time to listen to us rather than preach to us. We know what it's like to fret about how to get home after dark, where to park that feels safe, about who is running up behind us. All of it. This is not the time for what about us? Or us too. It's time to listen. To us.

@GertsenPR The very, very best of luck. Fingers crossed that it goes well.

@UnluckyLocation Our production haven’t even acknowledged it, as though we get all to work on fairy dust 🧚‍♀️

Production have sent out a memo which has the local garages to the studio which all have fuel. #fuelcrisis

@AGildedEye Gosh, I’ve done 46! Now to fill in the gaps, I suppose! Ain’t never gonna read some 😁

@ZatonskiMateusz I’ve emailed, thank you!

@atticusandfinch Sure zatonski.mateusz@gmail.com.

@ZatonskiMateusz hello! I’m working on a WW2 tv show and I’m looking at all things 1940s Polish; cigarettes, matches, crockery, vodka bottles & glassware. Might I email you a couple of questions?

@tricia_starks @ZatonskiMateusz Ohhhh! I knew there’d be someone out there for me! Thank you very much, Emily

@tricia_starks hello, very glad you came up in my searches! I’m working on an Apple tv show, currently researching 1940s Polish cigarette brands. I understand you’re the don of Russian/ Soviet Union tobacco. Might I bother you with some questions via email? Thank you

@lucyinglis I think i’d risk it.

I want all of them, obviously, even the old scabbies. But I think Mr I faced with 23 donks might be a stretch even for us.

The world is melting but I'm going to look at donks. DO NOT TELL MR I.

@rhodri I see your Patak’s aubergine pickle and raise you Patak’s mixed pickle. So very good.

@raconteursaurus Happy, happy birthday!

@TheAzzo They swapped them out for bins

@jennyeclair Blueair purifier. My friend did a lot of research and this came out on top. She said it’s been brilliant and swears by it for her allergies.

Can anyone with genuine first hand experience help here please?

Still on hold. Property postcode E17 5HA Please reply to @bella_relph

@thameswater hi, my friend’s garden is flooding with a burst sewage pipe. It’s close to coming in now. I’ve been on hold to you for 30mins. Please advise.

@katewatsonsmyth @thameswater I’m on an hour

An open letter, to BrewDog.

Years ago we put googly eyes on a giant paperclip and stuck it to the wall. Now the blu tack has melted and the paperclip has grown ears and this is basically what Darwin was talking about.