Jaime

All the live long day…#HookEm

Vive la Texas 🤘🏼🇫🇷

@AustinFCIreland Texas's own HEB being one of those is a slap in the face

Monterrey putting Pumas 8 shirt sponsors to shame, I think I've counted at least 10 so far on the Monterrey shirt (not discounting the fact that it's late here and I could be seeing double). #AustinFC

@RRExpress @jax_biggers @brian_traynor 🚨 Jax Biggers alert 🚨

JAX BIGGERS STOLE HOME FOR THE LEAD! 🌬️ #ItAllStartsHere | #RRExpress | @jax_biggers

@AustinFCIreland Feel free to send out that "VAR sucks" tweet whenever you wake up ✅

@AustinFCIreland I think if you would've saved some draft tweets with, "STUUUUUU!!" and, "VAR is the worst!" and then fired them off at random in the middle of the night you could've fooled us. Odds are they'd be applicable.

Unfortunately, another addition to the "questionable" list, given the proximity between a 2:30am kick off (Irish time) & a 10km race at 8:45am, I may indeed miss the game & be restricted to sleepily checking live updates. So, to set the tone ..... Let's do this!!! #AustinFC

Dreaming in VERDE tonight. 😴

Happy New Year from Lemon #Lonestarnye

@AustinFCIreland Ha of course! I think you should just move back you Austin during the season so you can watch at a more reasonable time 🤷‍♂️

@atxjaime Don't forget the odd lightning storm too 😖

So, mostly 1:30am K.O.'s Irish time, a couple a little earlier, a few later in the terrible category (lookin' at you 3:30am KOs) BUT on the plus side and unlike last season, we have 2 very good KO times, LA at home at 6:30pm Irish time and San Jose away at 9:30pm. #AustinFC

@MeepMeepNation My other favorite unhinged Traylor quote

I would donate my left kidney for this man.

I think it's very cool that Boyz n the Hood is part of Pee-wee's Playhouse lineage

Oh Rodney, Rodney, Rodney .... so close, should have scored. #AustinFC

@AustinFCIreland Another sign of your insanity is that people in Texas are saying and thinking this exact same thing right now

Well this is certainly making watching football at this ridiculous hour worthwhile 😄 #AustinFC

@NoahGarfinkel The enemy of my Marjorie is my Lauren

@AustinFCIreland @fightingleslies @AustinFC @TurnstileBrews Sláinte

@fightingleslies @AustinFC @TurnstileBrews Sláinte 🍻

Shall we? We think we shall. What shall we? Eat, Drink and be Merry, of course! Matchday is here, and so is Toronto. Let's show those fine Canadians some ATX hospitality before and after the game. But for 90 minutes... its Cleats up, @AustinFC and Bottoms up, ATX 🍻

@AustinFCIreland STUUUUUUUUUUUU

Oh my word ..... STUUUUUUU!!!!! What a save, jeebus my heart. #AustinFC

@jasondickaf My friend @purx thinks this picture looks like you but I told him he's an idiot. Cause everyone knows your Boner Garage tattoo is on your back!

@jasondickaf My main gripe was how a guy went his whole life without touching alcohol to all of a sudden CHUGGING whiskey straight from the bottle in a matter of days. I'm decades in and can't chug like that.

@jasondickaf Literally just finished watching a little while ago and agree on all points. It shouldn't be a happy ending for sure, but there are other ways it could've gone that would've been more believable and consistent with the character.

Just finished Snowfall… SPOILER ALERT!!!!!! Not a fan of the ending. I know I’m not supposed to want a happy ending for the guys who do bad (I do tho… Walter White shoulda taken his $80m, bought an island and partied till the cancer got him). But more importantly…