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I just want people who are smart to stop saying “my wife and I” or “my husband and I” when it’s supposed to be me. This one is so very easy to fix. If you would say me you say my wife and me. —She and I went to work. He told my wife and me. I went to work. He told me. Let me help

@MissSassbox Ahhhh the best! I remember that I hid behind a chair every time his hat fell off though. The freezing into a mannequin freaked me out!

if you don't know who they are, just mind your business and let the grown folks memba 🥹

@liamgallagher Happy Christmas to you! Made my year getting to see you perform. Rock on!

HAPPY CHRISTMAS BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE LG x

@UniversalORL Yes please.

Hey. Hey you. Wanna go to Universal?

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@ADHDForReal What? Oh no...

@heymrsbond #1 in purple fine point foreverrrrrr.

@tyleroakley Colbert being canceled.

about to record next week's psychobabble podcast episode - what pop culture hot topics MUST we discuss??

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@amandadeibert I went from only readers (from age 11-40) straight to bifocals at 41 (😮), but oh my goodness my eyes love them. What a difference!!

I just had to get my first pair of reading glasses. (Mommy is in her 40s) and now I am waiting for two weeks for them to arrive so I can have relief. My tired eyes cannot wait. Also I find women in glasses hot so hoping that translates to myself 🤣

@OriginalFunko Treasure Grail Amazing @Butyraceous

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@SkaterGains Oh yes. Yes yes yes!

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@EricIdle Be well, sir! Smart move with the sign.

I have been in hospital for a few days. Just leaving. I put a sign on my hospital door saying “No J.D Vance visits.”

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I don't want Canada or Greenland. I want PBS, Social Security, and The Smithsonian.

@FlavorFlav Happy birthday!!!

Happy Birthday to ME,!!

“The Great Gatsby is dated and irrelevant.” You’re right. What could a novel about a generation of young men becoming hustlers and white nationalists because they were sold a lie about the American Dream possibly have to say about our current moment?

JD/Trump are thugs. And this ambush of Zelensky at the White House will do deep damage to Ukraine, to our allies and to the U.S. Openly ridiculing and demeaning a man who has kept his country alive for three years against all the odds is a national embarrassment and runs counter to our own security interests. But they could care less that Ukraine was invaded by Russia — the second biggest military power on the planet — led by a ruthless dictator willing to sacrifice soldiers and civilians by the hundreds of thousands. Trump and JD trying to look tough in front of the cameras even though it’s Zelensky who is the strongest one in the room. The guy who was supposed to lose to Russia in a matter of hours or days is still there, fighting. As are the brave Ukrainian soldiers on the front line. We help Ukraine because it’s the right thing to do for a fellow democracy that is suffering a brutal invasion AND because if Ukraine were to fall, the next fight would be on the front lines of our NATO allies and our military would be treaty-bound to join the war. In other words, Ukraine is shouldering the total cost in terms of the fighting, the lives forever damaged and the lives lost so that we and our European allies don’t have to. Trump and Vance are not only abandoning Ukraine. They are abandoning the security of our country. Today they made it much more likely that our service members will be fighting again in Europe, 80 years after countless brave Americans helped liberate the continent and make it safe for democracy. Shameful.