Aubyn Pollister Amos

@MrHuro2 Dude Sames

@hilareef 😊gonna gobble till we wobble! 🍻🦃

All of these elaborate dates but NO ONE actually eats the food #TheBachelorette

@mbibs10 literally just got on Twitter to get my #bachlorette update from you.... #sadface

Lauren B, you knew you may get proposed to yet you still chose white nail polish? Really?

@mbibs10 your bachelor tweets aren't as fun when we aren't in the same time zone 😭

@Savannah_Lee7 oh damn I guess I'll wait till next week to ask you.

If only McDonald's sold cocktails to go 😐 #holidaytravels #tistheseason

My favorite thing about being home is listening to my mom talk shit to Siri. "Go away Siri, I'm not talking to you!" #HomeForTheHolidays

I like your spirit, Todd twitter.com/toddthedonkey/…

Little girl on the plane says "ugh, don't the pilots know we have things to do!!?" I feel ya girl, I feeeel ya. ✈️

To the gentleman on the plane calling your screaming child a joy to your world: your child is not a joy to my world, he is annoying.

Always remember, At MSU we raise cattle and pigs. At U of M they date them. #GoGreen #GoWhite #BeatscUM

I don't understand why people use "2k15." You're literally not saving any time and you look like an idiot, just put the gol damn 0. #2k15

"I'd be nothing without him" or nah because you're an individual who doesn't require companionship on a level equivalent to oxygen

I may have hit two deer in one week with a brand new truck but I've never worn #crocs so really my life could be much worse. #perspective

"Dude, what are we going to do when we have kids?"-me "I don't know, throw them over a bridge."-@hitchcock117 Oh, okay.

"Sorry sir I'm not from Washington."-@hitchcock117 "Well, you're in Idaho so....."-Idaho cop.

@beganmoyle I live there.....

@beganmoyle F U for not coming to see me in da ho