audreyroofeh

Hating myself for being so amused by Somali pirates.

@jjdelia roslyn line?

looks like trout/pacifico on smith street is no more. ???

goddamnhell where is the coffee?

Tell me what you know about the Overseas Private Investment Corporation.

Townes van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that.

is flying to chicago to attend a party next saturday night. whose life am i leading?

need your advice: i'm meeting someone for a show at joe's pub. where should we get dinner first?

@sammie356 - can you get to chelsea in an hour and half? i have just the thing.

@yuricake any takers? i'll do it. what's dn?

@sammie356 party at a friend's place - you would have gotten on with the people like houses, fire, etc. let's catch up. when are you free?

@sammie356 am going to be at a family function i can't get out of. damnit. are you free 12/16, 12/19, 12/22?

i have a used car in my mouth.