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@Ava__Addam34 Lies

Say Hi for a free pics on dm 😙

Too manly. Too bulky. Too muscly. Too much sex appeal. Too lean / skinny. It’s comical really 🤣 1. You know nothing about me and what’s going on in my life or my mental. 2. Post a photo of yourself. 😊 You won’t.

@jeckaf4i She’s going to distance, she’s looking for seeds 🎵

All alone in her time of need.

@jeckaf4i I’ll lend you mine

I’m 43 years old and I don’t own a cheese grater.

@astoundconnects @nickyg821 @PWSullivan Good call. Fuck Asstound Assclown as

@nickyg821 @PWSullivan Hi Nick! We’d hate to lose you as a customer. Please direct message us for assistance. –Nadia

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@astoundconnects @CindyH75458 Canned responses from support parrots. 🦜 Squawking and making shit up from your ass to defend your shady billing - Bill

@CindyH75458 We would be happy to review your rate with you! Please send a direct message so we may assist you. -Melissa

@astoundconnects Why are you offering new customers a lifetime rate that is almost $100 per month LESS than what I've been paying for years? I pay more for a slower service. Are you trying to get existing customers to switch to a different provider?

You deserve Better WiFi for a better deal (*price for life*). It's here ➡️ bit.ly/4mP5YRH

@astoundconnects @CindyH75458 I had them for 8 years. While the price steadily increased and was never compensated for outages unless I called. Getting anything from them is like blood from a stone. And then they bill a full month for an apartment I was no longer physically in. They totally suck.

@CindyH75458 @augury_ We don't want to lose you as a customer, Cindy! Please send us a DM so we can review your account together. -Jackie

I want it to be you.

Anyway, I guess I’ll just put on a bikini and go stand outside

@CindyH75458 @astoundconnects Cancel it, but be forewarned they will charge you for a full billing cycle

@astoundconnects I hope someone in your org runs the metrics on how many customers you lose vs how many new ones you gain.

@astoundconnects No thanks. I'm no longer a customer, and hope to never be again thanks to your shady "approved" billing practices. - Bill

@augury_ Not the experience we'd like you to have. I understand your concern. Please DM us if we can help. – Nicole twitter.com/messages/compo…

Flagging for @astoundconnects internet access still down across Astoria since late last night high winds. Going on 14hr+ reddit.com/r/astoria/comm…

@youlooklikeamom Please test that

I think every single time I post a bikini or clothed boob shot I get a warning

@youlooklikeamom idiots

@adhd_beans That’s the ADHD in action. I’m sorry this happened to you

She sat there for a second and said, "I wish you had been in class. No one else made these connections. This is great. I'm sorry that I have to give you a zero for not making it into class on time." Gutted. Absolutely gutted. This is why I couldn't cut it in academia.

When I was in college, I stayed up all night putting the final touches on a project for Lit class. I tried to get a couple of hours of sleep and woke up late. I got to class right as it was letting out.

@youlooklikeamom We're just ants to politicians and billionaires

I like how this whole app is filled with a bunch of people complaining and outraged about horrible stuff that has happened and there’s never any resolution to any of it. No one gets punished. Nothing happens to anyone.

@youlooklikeamom Your eyes are up there

I’m either the ugliest person on the planet or I look like a fucking stuck up cunt cause no one talks to me 😭😭

do b00bies make you happy? say YES and I'll send a b00bie pic

@jeckaf4i Finger licking good

Taste yourself.