AugustMan 🪂

Earn like a 3rd world country but pay utilities and taxes like a first world country - APC supporter logic

I pray me and all my brothers find our Napoli.

No brains. No philosophy. No innovation. No ingenuity. No ideology. No actual sensible plans to make the lives of anybody better. Just rice.

They just have to bring back 1899 coke and place a huge prize tag on it and let classism do its work.

Crazy thing be say we fit dey the good old days like this.

1 ounce of gold is $4527 A carat of diamond is $7300 1 barrel of crude oil is $91 I don't know what you are selling that you keep asking people to dm you for the price.

- There’s a reason why a top oil producing nation doesn’t have working refineries - There’s also a reason why we don’t have steady supply of electricity These are systemic & deliberate sabotage.

You can’t share rice to people living in this kind of country just to have them vote for you in any election. Poverty in Nigeria is politically motivated!

Collective guilt because I’m a man is something I’d never agree with Idc what 1000 men do. I did not do it, not my cross to carry

I will be rich and successful without sacrificing my authenticity or I will die trying

“na you get Neto but na Beto dey net o”

Kitchen Reset: 5 Swaps That Change Everything 1. Vegetable oil out. Coconut oil or unrefined palm oil in. 2. Artificial seasoning cubes out. Fermented seasonings in. Iru. Ogiri. Dawadawa. 3. White bread out. Nothing in. Your body does not need a replacement. 4. Fruit juice out. Water in. 5. Snacking out. Give your body gaps between meals. The gaps are where regulation and balance happen. Five swaps. One week. Watch what happens. And if you want the full structure — what to eat, when, and how it fits your body — send a dm to get a well-structured meal plan. Share this and tag someone who needs a kitchen reset.

@mikashi Okay

dont engage with this post

That animal was the highest goal scorer and he didn’t even make the list at this point

those delta boys can come out in droves to rape girls but they won’t come out like that to demand good governance from tinubu

🚨📲 Nicolas Jackson on IG. "They still want this 🏆 after stealing all the towels 😂😂"

Any leader who can’t deliver in 4 years won’t deliver in 400 years. 99% of Nigerian politicians today have ZERO results to show. Vote the demons OUT in 2027!

You go see am dey defend Tinubu

Cutting me off because I didn't agree to send you money is very valid, don't settle for less🙂‍↔️.

people trying to hijack a plane isn’t banditry, it’s terrorism