Jonny Hawkins

I’m a gay, dyslexic, with narcolepsy, asthma, one lung and, more recently, Diarrhea . I’ll park where I want to.

@Brocklesnitch Would

the terfs are doing photoshop on me. Also am i wrong or am i kinda sexy as a man..

@Brocklesnitch It’s the best Kate Ceberano song. For sure.

i think pash is one of the best australian/nz words. lets all agree to start using it more

IKEA is MacDonalds for seats.

New drag name: Demandy Moore, and she wants everything

Just once in my life, I’d like to go on a group holiday where single people are given the nice rooms and the couples have to sleep on the pull outs and blow up mattresses. Just once.

There should be a button you can press that reminds couples you’re eating with that their bickering doesn’t count as conversation, and that no one cares if it was 4 or 12 apples in the fruit bowl. No one cares.

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All brim, no hat.

@Barrel_lord That’s crook

Oh THAAAAAATS why he’s a headband guy

@Brocklesnitch That party was a trick

We were at a queer party yesterday arvo in the city and having drinks at a table with people dancing inside, and the amount of straight people who walked past and stared or stopped and took video was truly insane. Nothing exciting was happening! It has just started! Just gay ppl

I only seem like a gay man. Really I’m a lesbian who’s sexually attracted to men.

“It’s none of ya business” is my slogan for 2024.

When someone in a group makes a joke that isn’t funny, so no one laughs, the conversation keeps moving, but they think no one heard it, so they try again, but this time round it causes a silence, and everyone involved, and I mean everyone, in that pause, prays for a swift death.

Seventh Heaven was such a weird show about horny christians keeping a lid on it.

There was nothing more beautiful than a group of strangers coming together to produce this entire cinematic storyline:

If your Mardi Gras party isn’t 60 percent lesbian, I’m not coming.

People who take themselves seriously doing misguided things v. seriously is my favourite. Because no one wants to tell them how bad their choices are.

Gen Z girlies keep mistaking for a gay man who can talk like them. Picture my mouth agog as she steamrolled through a million internet references I could not possibly understand.

Mean Hot Gurl drag has got to go.

@Barrel_lord I feel like you want to be the only thicc queer B-Boy in Newtown

Newtown would make a lot more sense if Denis Rodman had actually visited even one time