AuraBeetle

TRANSMISSION 04: RETURN OF THE KING

@MorePerfectUS @grok is Karsnitz a Jewish name?

A judge has ruled that corporations can vote in some Delaware elections. Delaware Superior Court Judge Craig Karsnitz said the town of Fenwick Island was not diluting human votes by allowing companies ​and other legal entities that own property to cast votes in municipal elections. These "legal entities" and corporations make up about 12% of registered voters in the town. In total Delaware has far more ​corporations chartered in the state than residents. Judge Karsnitz rejected the constitutional arguments of the ACLU, including the claim that "entity" or corporate voting dilutes the political power of living people.

all my mutuals have a 150 IQ

someone was actually probably my MIL, she mentioned she thought she broke one, it is fine though, this one was getting a little snug around his chunky thighs anyways

The baby has officially entered his toddler era. There is headbutting, growling, pinching, and falling off of furniture. All the classics.

Update: my wallet is $100 lighter now. but this new hinoki cypress is very nice

i arrive at the plant nursery. i am well known there. one employee asks where me baby is (at home with wife). the next employee asks if i saw the new hinoki cypress shipment from iseli, said they ordered some extra rare ones for me (my refined appetite shapes their stock)

@abysstoabyss face physiognomy matches post physiognomy 👍🏻

this is the closest I will get to face doxxing, and this is pretty generous to me don't be fooled, but do you guys really think I am hufflepuff? I've been hufflepuff resistant my whole life, but maybe I'm ready to accept it. 💛🦡

@abysstoabyss I have found that the best technique to avoid cascading failure in the adhd home is to make sure the washing machine and dish washer are running every day. Folding can wait. Picking up the dishes can wait. But skipping a day or two with the machines just causes complete collapse

@AuraBeetle You know what at least you are getting something done rather than lying on the floor overwhelmed. You found the infinite money glitch.

my mind is a prison for my body like I can physically put away the laundry but my brain is broken someone yell at me pls

@uwubombergf Because the poop just remains exposed to air causing the house to smell like cat shit.

@AuraBeetle Could you let me know why you don’t like it specifically? I’m getting such mixed reviews

Cat owner moots: Do any of you use wood pellet litter? What has been your experience? Is it good for odour control? Is it sustainable/cheaper than clumping? Does it track less?

@seppuku_pepe this is actually true of everything important, not just faith. the modern school system was designed to break the bonds between generations. its only gotten worse now because internet grooming is layered on top of that already broken system

@AuraBeetle I also think much of it is lukewarm Catholic parents who thought if they just sent their kid to Catholic school they wouldn't have to teach them anything outside of it. The school can only do so much. Kids really only learn faithfulness from their parent's example

Y'know the JQ has been talked about ad nauseum as of late... I think it's time we finally address the CCQ (cradle catholic question) Why are they all like this

2026 minus 70 equals 1956 which means they went to school when the civil rights act was passed and also jews made the textbooks and ruled the TV propaganda machine zogging their minds before a cultural immune system developed. But thats just a convenient excuse. I suspect its merely a matter of these people always existing and now feeling free to speak their nonsense into the world. I say this as a cradle catholic who doesnt go to church myself, but I’m a weird exception case who still tells people to convert to Catholicism for mysterious reasons i refuse to explain. But it does allow me insight into this.

What even goes on in catholic schools across America to have produced so many poorly catechized, delusional lapsed catholics/apostates. It feels as though every cradle under 70 is like this

@ChristianHeiens Gentile literally was the word for upper class and jews started using it on peasant goyim as a way to stroke their ego

I can’t get over the fact that the philosophical grandfather of Fascism’s name literally translates to “John Goy”.

the animal crossing music really adds to this

@atlanticesque I had grok run the numbers and 15x more europeans die from heat due to lack of AC per year than white americans dying from gunshot wounds excluding self inflicted. @grok fact check me

I have come around to seeing the merits of this position

@orientaldao yeah so the current internet fake health trend is blaming everything on the ~mysterious~ thyroid but thats rarely the issue. could be a million things, or nothing. best not to worry yourself to death over it

@AuraBeetle Pretty mild but it’s there.. I did get a full panel a few years ago and everything was technically normal :/

what does it mean that I have goiter 😭 I’m also getting a tempdrop so about to realize I’m extremely hypothyroid aren’t I

@Mariean_w hot take but don’t let them visit until after 2 weeks post birth. just trust me on this

my parents are coming out to see the baby after i give birth but all my dad can talk about when discussing the trip with people is how excited he is to eat at his favorite restaurant here.

help I’m napped trapped and need to POOP

@littlebillie to be fair we named it in french so its considered classy

I can’t believe we just have a national park called big t*ts and everyone’s ok with it