Steve Bell

@elonmusk Shh. 🤫

From the head of Australian government-funded media, their Pravda

@VicGovDH Illegible

@peter_worn @profgalloway @KaraWisher @PivotPod Those cribinals!

Aussie billionaire Andrew Forrest suing Facebook for profiting from proceeds of cribe #cyberscam. @profgalloway @karawisher @PivotPod smh.com.au/technology/and…

@RonBoles8 @VicGovDH What?

@VicGovDH Such a shame and so sad that VicGovDH is targeting only girls for the 1st dose of vaccine. So unfair but so typical of labor governments to consider males as second class citizens when it comes to healthcare.

Make the most of the last week of school holidays and give your child the same protection against COVID-19 that you have. There are thousands of appointments available before school starts.

@storm Could do with a proofread.

Statement from Brandon Smith.

@peter_worn @westernbulldogs 😥

@westernbulldogs He had a very strong finish to 2021. Was pretty key in Hawthorn's victory over us in last couple of rounds. Great get.

Tim O'Brien's highlights will put a spring in your step! ✈️

@Gregory_Ryan @OptusStadium @AFL With half the country in lockdown, maybe just be thankful you can go to the footy?

Today’s Vic Covid number is less than 50 Crucial feature will be iso ratio and mystery cases

@peter_worn @BobMurphy02 @AFL We would also have accepted “These boots are made for walking”

@BobMurphy02 @AFL Can't find a Better Man

Which song best captures any of today’s @afl retirees?

@GenGen_LaCaze @Clarke_Melissa So sorry for you, thanks for all you did for Aus and good luck with the recovery

I’m heartbroken & don’t have the words right now to respond to you all but in short - ruptured Achilles on the last water jump. Happy Birthday me! Thank you for all the support & lovely messages. I’ll try to respond in time. For now I need to mend my heart, soul & Achilles. ❤️

Worksafe Victoria's Ross Pilkington provides an update and summary of the agency's activities and financial stability. #OHS @HSFlegal

Ready to go on the annual SIA and Herbert Smith Freehills safety breakfast. @HSFlegal @SIA_OHSProf

Great information from Marnie Williams at SIA/Freehills breakfast. #ohs

The Socceroos visited an orphanage in Brazil today. "It's just heartbreaking to see their sad little faces, with no hope," said Jose, age 6.

“42 reflections on the meaning of life, the universe and everything” by @mrianleslie medium.com/meaning-meanin…

England captain Alastair Cook was dismissed by Brett Lee for just 1 against the PM's XI in Canberra. Live scores: ab.co/1kyXRIi

@Colvinius @writingNSW 'When you're swimming in the sea/and an eel bites your knee/That's a moray.'

How to describe the test series? Perhaps: The Poms were Cook'd #Ashes #FarewellKerry

Brilliant wins, shameful losses. Pity to finish the summer of tests to abruptly #FarewellKerry

Shane Watson is like a man without a kitchen: He always goes out for lunch #Ashes #WWOS