Austin

@vapefuls This gay couple i like divorced after 12 YEARS. Nothing is promised

when people date for like 5 years and break up i literally get really scared

@wncwj @forbidnphoebe Just figured out from her original tiktok that yes she was cosplaying the ice age baby

@aust3rs @forbidnphoebe wait is she trying to dress like him?

THIS VIDEO IS KILLING ME I CANT WTF IS HER PROBLEM 😭😭😭😭

First time in an apt w/ central A/C blasting 24/7 during this heat wave and my electric bill was only $75

@decoystorrie Dm? got deleted

@InfoTech1996 @MissIconic65762 @QualinHunter3 Interesting

@MissIconic65762 @QualinHunter3 But he doesn’t wear the white rubber arm band

“Everything I hear ab this guy is against my will what no-“

That’s the name of a famous Greek god you idiot

@urbrayfriend @xezirsalad Dont gotta be mother teresa but you dont gotta be a whore (jk)

@aust3rs @xezirsalad oh so now i gotta be mother teresa on the bird app 🫩

yall are preaching about age gap relationships meanwhile im still good oomfs with the guy who educated me on HIV when i was 19 bc his husband was pos and they wanted to dp me... safely

@urbrayfriend @xezirsalad I did too but I wouldn’t promote it to the next gen of gays, yknow?

@aust3rs @xezirsalad i had fun idc

@urbrayfriend @xezirsalad Oh um… thats not.. sweetie

@xezirsalad omg i remember in hs when i had a regular married couple i’d play with after school lmao

The way I slam on my brakes so hard

@creepydotorg How many exorcisms?

In 1976, 23-year-old Anneliese Michel died in Germany after months of exorcisms. She had suffered from seizures, hallucinations, and severe mental health problems for years. But her family and two priests believed she was possessed by demons. That belief only grew stronger when Anneliese began doing disturbing things, including eating spiders, eating coal, and drinking her own urine. During the exorcisms, priests claimed multiple demons spoke through her. In a deep, guttural voice, Anneliese claimed she was possessed by Nero, Judas, Cain, and others. She wanted the exorcisms recorded and reportedly asked for the tapes to be made public as proof that the devil was real. In total, 67 exorcisms were performed, and 42 of them were recorded on tape. By the end, Anneliese had died from starvation and dehydration, weighing only around 30 kg. Her parents and the two priests were later put on trial. They were convicted of negligent homicide because doctors said Anneliese could have survived if she had received proper medical care.

@MichelDesmeule5 @ConsoomerLs I noticed on the security cam you didn’t enter the restroom, care to explain? (This has happened to me)

@ConsoomerLs I was on the shitter. Care for details?

"I noticed your Teams status was Idle from 10:12 to 10:28 AM. Care to explain?"

@russianbikerr And they’re playing in your face here too

WINDOWS TRYING TO STEAL MY VIBE???

@coloniasirenas @xcxbase Y’all are basically gen alpha but not quite, ya zalpha

@xcxbase yall better beware of gen z as you should!!

new intern at the office was born in 2008

@NP__Oficial So we can sue her if the sun gives me skin cancer? Ok ok

🚨ATENÇÃO l Mulher afirma que comprou o sol, registrou em cartório, e quer cobrar o mundo pelo seu uso

@HnryDefense @CircuitousMess @DemonessChara Last source is from the US department of Justice btw

@aust3rs @CircuitousMess @DemonessChara You sure about that?

@HnryDefense @CircuitousMess @DemonessChara Its white straight dudes 99% of the time

@CircuitousMess @DemonessChara Neither are the kids tranny school shooters kill.