The Big Fowlbowski

@jpgilbert All-time great television show*

@KarlMano @DerbyLane_Poker On Easter Sunday?!?!?

@JacobsVegasLife Resorts World.

You're in Vegas for 72 hours, but you can't leave the property you're staying at. All sleeping, meals, activities, etc. must be at that one property...where are you staying?

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@shaundeeb @thakidd99 lol tweet of the year

@thakidd99 I’d rather coach my wife which would end in a divorce than Allen

Great year Allen

Oh my God.

@jpgilbert @CassCityJ Nah brah. Straight Florida man on game days. A mich ultra, no shirt, and Jean shorts.

@Shane_Melert Brrruuuhhhh. It’s unreal that they do this.

1)I bust WSOPc 1100 mystery bounty in ~30th...in a pretty tilting way. They pay me. I leave. I'm in garage texting friends. One says " yo they're asking for Shane saying he might have a prize?" I say " what prize. I fuckin lost. " He says I double checked they said Shane melert

@jpgilbert Came here for a wellness check.

@LightBlueJesus Shut the fuck up.

One more game

@baseballinpix Piazza on the Marlins.

Joe Morgan with the A's. I do not remember this. What other players played for a team that are often forgotten?

@KoffeeBlack26 Need you to walk to Queens and get me a sugar cookie.

As a Kadarious Toney FF owner, Mahomes wouldn't be out of pocket if he did this

@SpiritAirlines DM sent

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@SpiritAirlines Unacceptable customer service tonight. Delayed my flight two plus hours, and then I got a flash flood warning in Las Vegas so I decided to rebook the flight. Spirit made me uncheck out of my flight, knowing I wanted to rebook, wait in a queue for over four hours,

Only to tell me I no showed my flight and they can’t refund or rebook. I don’t even want a refund, I just want to get on the next plane to Tampa tomorrow. They essentially made me wait so they could steal my money.

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@Boy2020Patriot @nut_history I don’t think you can leave Jeff Conine off this list. He played for both Marlins World Series teams.

What is the Mount Rushmore of your favourite baseball team? Please quote. Can add FO people, too.

@nut_history Evan Longoria, Carl Crawford, David Price, Kevin Cash