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i say this all the time but there’s truly no better feeling than sitting on the plane drinking a bloody mary, listening to drum & bass, and shopping on ebay. pure bliss

drinking a bloody mary and perusing ebay on a flight — my happy place

If Phil Knight doesn’t buy the Trail Blazers I’ll never watch a game again

nothing worse than running into someone you unfollowed years ago, doing the whole omg yeah we should def link, catching the dm follow up and shamefully smashing follow back… only to remember all the reasons you unfollowed in the first place FUCK

@djgroupchat you rather it be the elves? mrs clause?

I’ll say it. There are way too many Christmas songs about piping Santa.

@djgroupchat so turnt he fell on me at Ray’s bar in 2019

how turnt is Jimmy Fallon scale of 1-10?

@alwaysoffbrand basically shorty had that shelf-like donk so i threw a elf on it . call that a christmas tradition

@austingebhard interesting, go on

@yastapasta This tweet was def yas bait

@austingebhard aust

@djgroupchat fits as mid as the music oops

I feel like they look sick? is everything ok over at rolling stone?

@BrendanWildes @mireya_g Team 6 (no Seal)

@mireya_g #2

We all know the correct answer is 5, but sometimes I really like to slum it with 7.

@yastapasta LOL

saddest place in LA: the line at pink’s

@djgroupchat invite

can’t believe I’m blessed with opulent tips

@yastapasta YASSI!

when life gives you lemons buy a house with a pool

@djgroupchat retweet

I am post cringe

@yastapasta @nikivahle t bell empanadas went crazy

When I was in high school @nikivahle, jim ketaily and I would regularly hit our homemade gravity bong in niki’s childhood bedroom and then go to Taco Bell to get pippin hot caramel apple empanadas. Happy 420 to all 🤌🤌🤌🤌

@_______JI___ @BrendanWildes @rogbennett ALLLEEEZZZZ MARSEILLAN PLAGE

@BrendanWildes @rogbennett sheeesh allez l’OM droit au but @austingebhard

Dmitri Payet’s Right Foot is a Thermonuclear Weapon. One of most extraordinary goals you will see 🔥 🔥 🔥

@macshoop you live in LA you’re a thot

@janenoise @djgroupchat it’s ultimately the one we went with but the cardi was cardi’in

sending fit pics to @austingebhard on speaker phone for approval cause syd could care less