There are free bricks at the corner of Church and

Money move. Go to Dave and Busters 4 nights a week, order a pitcher of beer, and drop $100 on credits for skiball exclusively.

Whoever stole my lighter fess the fuck up

*Bane voice* Save the McDonald's, batman. Gone is the time of the Mcrib, now is the time for the shamrock shake.

Really sad nobody's noticed I've been living my entire life as a reference yet.

Hip-hop/rap best thing white people ever invented to help themselves.

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Teach the unemployed to build and sail ships

I am the daughter of a taxi driver. Due to our inability to pay our taxi medallion loan, my father had to file for bankruptcy. This past Friday, the bankruptcy court put a “For Sale” sign on our house. There is already an offer on our home, and the trustees are ready to sell.

Kennedy: “I want the record to reflect that I did not call Senator Sanders an ignorant slut.” Sanders: “I don’t know how I could take that, Senator Kennedy.”

Hunter Biden rudely interrupted my live stream, and nobody cared.

When I'm president, I'll have a coke LEVER. We've outgrown buttons, children.

@AustinN17149597 am I you?

Botain'

This erection is ligged

I WON THIS ELECTION, BY A LOT!

I feel that the hydron Collider has surely broken