Austin Quarles

when you try and make breakfast, lunch, and snacks before your 2-year old wakes up

Top gun 2: they make them exactly like they used to

@WilliamCGreen @WilliamCGreen old fashioned #WCGPUMPKIN

@Brooksieq high score is that good?

@pricetessa You better hurry back. These bad tv shows won't watch themselves.

@SGW_Hill29 @LizzardPrincess You both watch yourself. I run these mean streets with an iron cane.

@pricetessa you're a hufflepuff

In Paris with @pricetessa and it turns out its not that hard to exactly replicate the Mona Lisa.

@pricetessa youtube.com/watch?v=0_1Ezc… HARDCORE PARKOUR! I would say my moves are elite. You can't teach that.

Big Sur with @pricetessa. The ocean/waterfalls were good and all but look at that pancake. Thanks for pointing

@kellenmccoll @Chubbies I may have had a few, but never the shorts. I the name and the being able to show off my beautiful legs.

@LizzardPrincess We just walked into the house and started playing with the kids. #sentencesthatwillhauntmeifIrunforpresident

Babysat last night with @pricetessa. Spider-Man suit kid playin doctor, he's got to narrow down a profession.

@pricetessa Scooby liked you a little too much. Maybe next time we make a run for it with the dog. #pupsonpupsonpups

@pricetessa you know what would be better than flowers? A full body sweater. Next time baby.

coolest sounding criminal offense? racketeering. #easycall #maybeasportmaybewhatpiratesdo

#tbt #easter #pastel Did my parents shop exclusively at Mr. Rogers outlets? Why wasn't I focused on the performance?

@pricetessa were we overdressed? Yes. Were we the best dancers there?Probably. Should we start our own 90's cover band and call it Hero? Yup

Walkin the dish with @pricetessa and goin to an 80's cover band. Palo alto is like pleasantville but in color