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💚 guys ada fakta unik ttg tes DNA!! intinya ada suami istri cerai krn wkt tes hsl yg keluar si suami bkn bpk dr anak yg dikandung istrinya tp anak dr kembarannya yg menyatu sm si suami wkt msh janin di rahim ibunya jd si suami ini jg pny DNA kembarannya, ngeri bgt 😭

This lady was eating cookies when she started smelling burning plastic

For almost two months, I was convinced my friend group had a separate group chat without me. Plans would get mentioned casually, “oh yeah, like we said earlier,” and I’d just stand there like 🙂 earlier where? If I walked into the room and they stopped laughing, my brain immediately titled it: Season 2: The Quiet Exile. I started analyzing delivery times, inside jokes, who viewed my stories but didn’t reply. Every late response felt intentional. Every “we forgot to tell you” felt strategic. One night I finally joked, “So what’s the name of the secret group chat?” They all looked confused. Turns out there was another group chat, but it was for planning a surprise birthday thing for me. The reason they’d go quiet? They were terrible at lying. The “earlier” conversations? About work, not me. The late replies? Two of them had just started new jobs and one was going through a breakup. Meanwhile, I had already mentally written a betrayal arc, drafted my villain origin speech, and emotionally distanced myself for protection. The stupidest part? Nobody was excluding me. I wasn’t protecting myself from betrayal. I was just auditioning for a plot that didn’t exist. That’s when I realized, sometimes the only person casting me as “the outsider”… is me.

a customer happened to recognise lusi and called out “lusi jie hello” which caught her off guard, before she knew it she replied hello too 😭😭 🌹how did u guys manage to recognise? 👧🏻 u really look like zls 🌹and tricked me for a moment didn’t you, that’s a kind of strategy to catch me off guard 🙎🏻‍♂️ before she (mom) fell sick she was also your fan

Artinya apaa? Kalian membatasi ruang gerak si aktor. Pdhl bisa aja ada adegan kiss dll tpi grgr keegoisan tim drama ini dgn ambil aktris minor jdinya ruang gerak terbatas dah. Lu pikir aja mana ada orang udh nikah kaga ciuman ya kampretttt

mahasiswa bodoh mana yg ngelukis logo PKI di kampus

Now I'm genuinely confused how in the hell can Malaysians and Indonesians beef with each other so much bc this is so fucking pure, oh my tender heart

💚 yaampun kakkk megawati ga nyangka aku kok kamu gini si kak 🥲😩😭😭😭