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Sure lesbian sex is great but have you tried sitting next to your crush while every nerve in your body is tightly attuned to exactly how much of their thigh is touching your thigh at any given moment and how much more of their thigh could touch your thigh perhaps soon maybe

tell me why i was about to quote this with “pov you’re natisha hiedeman” before i realized that this was in fact natisha hiedeman

they want more Muppet stuff i heard. someone told me that

If you’ve ever wondered what it would be like for the homoerotic friendship in your favorite campy psychological thriller to become actual lesbian sex, have I got the show for you! autostraddle.com/hunting-wives-…

bless their hearts this show was a WILD ride autostraddle.com/hunting-wives-…

idk if studbudz will be able to have a moment like this again because fun always gets ruined. but for a moment in time we got an incredible authentic look into the WNBA. all love and fun. one of the best things ive ever seen that highlights the amazing women in this league.

If StudBudz has proven anything to people, I hope it’s that WNBA players really do not hate each other and that this space is absolutely an inclusive space where ppl can be themselves and it’s the norm. That stream is EVERYTHING. 🤣🔥

this is taking me out

i interviewed my wife about the joys and agonyof breastfeeding 😍 autostraddle.com/a-breastfeedin…

I didn't think 'And Just like That' could get any worse but then it went ahead and got worse - autostraddle.com/and-just-like-…

for some reason i am, in fact, recapping And Just Like That... autostraddle.com/and-just-like-…

parenting is full of delights and also challenges. this is ours: autostraddle.com/baby-with-seve…

Many have wondered why straight influencer Tinx wrote lesbian romance novel, Hotter in the Hamptons. But did she even write it? autostraddle.com/tinx-hotter-in…

hello well this is the story of the birth of our baby - autostraddle.com/our-lesbian-bi…

the baby is due in two weeks but don't worry we took our BIRTHING class just in time: autostraddle.com/baby-steps-6-t…

i did a point-by-point breakdown of the arguments against gender affirming care, as hatefully embodied by trump's executive order: autostraddle.com/trumps-executi…

Trump and his slimelord Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth want to ban trans ppl from the military and re-instate service members who refused COVID-19 vaccines. I try to make sense of this EO and its potential implications here: autostraddle.com/trumps-trans-m…

i wrote about birthing a child into this fresh hell

Executive Orders are not laws. Still, Trump's "Defending Women from Gender Ideology Extremism and Restoring Biological Truth to the Federal Government Act" is wild and scary. I did my best to get to the truth of what its actual implications are: autostraddle.com/what-will-trum…

idk here is this i guess