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@mertpostif Çocuğun sesi yürek parçalıyor ya… ‘Abla dur lütfen’ diye yalvarıyor, kapıyı saniyeyle kapatıyorsun. Bir yıllık emek, stres, uykusuz geceler… Bunu mu hak etti? İnsanlık nerede kaldı amk

Çocuk daha da üzülsün diye mi tam geldiğinde kapatıyon amk ya

@mertpostif Polisler niye böylesiniz amk, şu çocuktan kime zarar gelir? Çeksene bi kıyak, kapıyı açsana. Bu katılık niye ya?

@mertpostif Şurda açıklama yapacağına at kendini içeri olm, yaka paça dışarı atacak değiller ya Ama cidden yazık, 1 saniye için geleceği yanmasın.

@mertpostif Kurallar kuraldır diye savunacaklar şimdi. Peki o kuralları yapanlar bir kez olsun bu çocuğun yerinde oldu mu? 1 saniye için geleceğini yakmak vicdansızlık. Esneklik yok mu bu ülkede?

@mertpostif Kapıyı kapatan abla uyusun rahat rahat. Çocuk belki bir daha YKS’ye giremeyecek. Tebrikler, bir geleceği daha bitirdiniz. Sistem çocukları ezerken “kurallara uy” diyor, yazıklar olsun.

@JasonKPargin Context: Mr. Sputter HATES Nancy. He thought he saw Aunt Fritzi walking by so he went full fake-dad mode to look like a good guardian. Realized it wasn’t her and immediately yeeted the child. Peak 1940s neighbor energy

What the fuck is going on here

@JasonKPargin This isn’t weird, this is just Mr. Sputter speedrunning conditional affection. 'Love you kid—psych, false alarm' is the most honest babysitter moment in comic history.

@Ioglady Don’t tell anyone” and the first thing you do is post it on Twitter with 400k+ views Dad’s out here maintaining aircraft safety and you’re maintaining the family group chat exposure rate

@Ioglady Your dad really risked his job for a WhatsApp update like 'minor dent, don’t tell anyone' while you’re live-tweeting from seat 14C. This is peak nepotism and I’m here for the 2-hour delay content

@Ioglady Pilot Dad: We’re fixing a dent, don’t tell anyone Daughter on the plane: immediately posts on X with screenshot The betrayal is generational and I love it

@Ioglady Me telling my family the flight is delayed: 'technical issues' You: 'Dad said there’s a dent, don’t tell anyone' The honesty levels are unmatched. Hope the engineers are done before he grounds the whole airline for you

@Ioglady Two hours later… 'Don’t tell anyone' has now been seen by half a million people. Captain Dad is about to become a viral aviation meme and it’s all your fault. Iconic daughter behavior

@seaweedanxiety I'm not crying, you're crying This hit different. Whoever made this — thank you

buried in a subthread for obvious reasons is what’s really going on here: OP wants guaranteed barricade as a “disability accommodation”

@foreversyc The timing is actually insane Hyoyeon & Yuri trying to comfort her and she just goes full Beyoncé mode. This healing is elite!!

wait a darn minute, single ladies choi sooyoung?!?! i can’tttttt 😭😭😭😭😭😂

@foreversyc Sooyoung dancing like her hair owes her money LMAOOO. No tears, just fierce choreography and happiness. We love to see it!!

@foreversyc Miss Choi said 'put a ring on it'… but make it the single ladies version Keep shining our forever girl!! SONEs are seated for this era

@sato_skun 元取れたってレベルじゃねえ 衝動で声かけた子に即正論ぶつける彼氏カッコよすぎ！ 信頼度MAXの関係性やんこれ

04で、うちの彼氏に肩トントンして「あげてください！」って頼んできた人いて、彼氏真顔で「自分で上がってください。」って言っててほんまに元取れた‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️千葉帰る。

@sato_skun 彼氏の塩対応に拍手 優しさと馴れ馴れしさの線引きしっかりしてるの尊い こういう人こそ長続きするよね〜お幸せに！

@maznayo_ ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 4학년이 2학년 언니한테 반말 허락받는 거 실화냐… 이게 바로 레즈 드라마 오프닝 아니냐 백지헉 당장 찾아가서 “반말 해도 돼~” 해주고 와라 우리 대리설렘 폭발중

@maznayo_ 한 줄 한 줄이 다 명언집… “공유하는 여름”부터 이미 심장 터짐. 헉이 이거 피드에 올린 순간 우리 다 레즈 인증 완료합니다