kris ✨

Staying up all night for the feeds to come back just to find out Rachel got eliminated

mom, dad, I'd like to introduce you to the girl I play the NYT games with

It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Ditto!

Neil's 20th anniversary is today 🎶

20 years of Neil banging out the tunes

wore my “this shirt kills fascists” shirt to pick up catering and the ihop lesbian gave me a free unsweet tea

ohhhh so the crew of the artemis II can take candids of each other while piloting a spaceship but my friends can’t take them of me when we’re hanging out

If I'm reading their lips correctly, the neighbours are arguing about some nosey woman next door.

jury duty would’ve never worked on me bc I’d clock Kirk Fox as Sewage Joe from Parks and Recreation as soon as I walked in

A vision I keep having

.@RealRichardKind will play Edna in HAIRSPRAY this summer at @TheMuny theatermania.com/news/richard-k…

Get ready for a Game Changer! On tonight's show: It's not easy being him, Kermit the Frog! He'll have you in stitches, Fozzie Bear! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's whatever, it's Gonzo!

do you think jesus ever thought he'd have a musical

throw out survivor 50 idgaf

one day out from women’s history month and we’re already fooling a woman named april. pathetic.

I’m bored let’s green light The Muppet Show

thanks team 👍

@Duck7Man We still talk about you (except for that one scene)

@avaupdatesbb Who cameod in this film again? In the limo?

We still talk about you

‘Muppets Most Wanted’ was released 12 years ago today.