Ashley Van Buren

@megsokay 100% agree with you. If every episode had been like Amsterdam this season would have been great. Still happy I attended the match though.

I was asked to write about the TED LASSO finale and how it made me think of the whole third season and I struggled to find the words to properly express ¯\_(ツ)_/¯decider.com/2023/05/31/ted…

Would definitely put her in charge of both Waystar Royco and AFC Richmond.

@Caissie The whole reading Michael Pollen’s book on psychedelics on the plane made me wonder if the whole thing was just one big trip.

@Evolved_x9 It’s definitely on my list!

@avb You should come to the Velodrome one day

Seriously though, I did enjoy a show that featured another American who knew nothing about football and had it foisted* upon him when he took on a British football club. *He got paid to be called a wanker, I did not.

my boyfriend brought our dog to watch me perform from outside the theater so he could “see where I went every night”

@mygiantrobot I wasn’t paying enough attention to remember this characters! 😳

@mygiantrobot YUP. So boring I can’t even have it on as a background show.

@elizmccracken When I started taking Italian classes all of the Spanish I didn’t even know I remembered from middle-high school came back instead. Sadly decades too late for when I needed to remember it for final exams.

@JessicaVosk Happy Birthday, Fred!! 🙌🎉🎈

My baby is 8 today. He has made life worth living, and he’s the greatest gift of all time. Fredward, I can’t wait to see you tomorrow. I certainly can’t imagine life without you.

@AndrewWCoffman @Tesla 😂

Rented a @Tesla Had to do some googling about using it. I opened the frunk. My wife refused to put anything in it. “We’re on vacation. I’m not learning any new technology.”

ONLY 2 WOC to have a Best Actress Oscar in 95 years.

The shot I was hoping for, the show's director missed, but Getty's Kevin Winter got

@kylebuchanan Get some little non-actor movie nerd kids to explain it. Or the children of nominees. I’d watch that forever.

Appreciate the intention but these ultra-dry and didactic presenter intros are not it. Surely there’s a more fun, entertaining way to discuss moviemaking?

@taffyakner @thehighsign I can’t see regular mentions either. The whole tab comes up empty for me. I don’t anticipate this will be fixed anytime soon.

@thehighsign I can't see if people respond to me. I have to go check. There's no notification. And regular mentions don't work. At all. Not once. It makes it not just not fun but not usable.

@JessicaVosk 🙌👏👏 THANK YOU!

I love being asked why I don’t have a kid yet. I love it so much, in fact, I think I’ll take a nice long nap BECAUSE I CAN.

@vulture I see this mask and I meet it with the original mask, found in the work storage closet when I was an intern.

me wearing a sheet mask on self care Sunday

Hello, it me @carriesnotscary! I am taking over this account to live-tweet Jonathan Demme’s Oscar-sweeping 1991 masterpiece The Silence of the Lambs, which celebrates its 32nd anniversary TOMORROW. Can you believe this film is the same age as Ed Sheeran? #vulturemovieclub

@MrDavidGordon @jessicasara Nothing will top that April Fool’s story.

@jessicasara This is our best April fool’s story to date xx @avb theatermania.com/new-york-city-…

“You are tearing me apart, Lisa!” (Broadway news at 9am ET not related to the movie that this quote is from, but they do share a title.)