Average Vampire

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Average Vampire

Average Vampire

@average_Vampire

20, undiagnosed mental illness but somethings up, artist + loser nerd

he/they/it Katılım Haziran 2023
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unpinning when i reach 200
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@Swe3tTo0th_ it makes sense and is fine to freshen breath... but im chewing gum so i have a taste in my mouth!!!!!!!!!!!!
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@pooppizza12 it's not the outfit it's the belt + jeans below the apron belly. it can work but with a belt and tighter clothes it does not. my rule of thumb is underwear underneath belly, everything else on top
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@Swe3tTo0th_ THAT... i dont even care if it was my cravings exactly but i want savory gum!!!
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alr needs to start posting all the time again
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guys im so cooked actually. like fully sauteed and like everything
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i need motivation or something do i reinstall tumblr on my phone
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@MActuallyno i wanted a massive thigh tattoo that i've changed my mind on because during a bad time i started messing with that one. i lowk really regret it but i'm also right handed so cutting my right thigh is just easier to me
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VERY important question #shtwt do i start cutting my never cut before thigh
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also ithink i just turned 20 and my body proceeded to realize i cant just straight starve... but sometimes its still fun... every now and then
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getting into the headspace where im okay eating tinier amounts because i need to eat sometimes, but im also home cooking more. 'breakfast tacos' has become a fave but also im really lazy so its been breakfast slop lately. im aiming to go pescetarian but--
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sometimes it scares me how in love i am but id rather be kinda scared and in love than hateful and spiteful and angry at myself
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like i dont have the bandwidth to hate myself so viciously atm, i cant with everything happening in America, but i DO have the bandwidth to eat healthier and feed my best thing in the world because if one of us is going to fuss abt being undeserving of food it cant be me
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'buddies' and its no one except myself lol
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like eating breakfast slop and if i go anywhere i smoke a cig or two...? buddies im set til 9pm
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cooking has been a lot better esp since im going in with the headspace that im usually going to try to share with my bf, i made tofu pasta the other night and it was so fucking bombbbbbbb oh my god
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@Legxacy_rkgk ok yeah others have said it but this does seem like AI lol, im sitting here looking at her belly button piercing and it dont make no sense. like at allllll. but part of me hopes shes real because shes gorg
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hey im fine with mental illness but i draw the line at bullshit
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keeping my peace by not engaging with bad faith twt users... but then proceeded to look at shedtwt lol
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@yimmyyonjohn bro using the wrong version of due and hes a prof... i know the mf was sobbing GOOD !! let him rot
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