Heather Joelle Boneparth

No one prepares you for the real hidden expense of parenthood, and I’m not talking about childcare. It’s the fruit.

Neither Doug nor I *expected* @cliffcornell_ to work this hard. But he continues to exceed expectations. We are so proud of him, grateful to work with him, and always excited to support his growth. He’s that special.

On managing change: open.substack.com/pub/ourtinyreb…

On meeting expectations: open.substack.com/pub/thejointac…

I spend a lot of time speaking and writing about motherhood, money, ambition, and the multihyphenate labor of women in the greater context of household equity. This Mother’s Day isn’t my first rodeo. In honor of us, here’s some of my best essays on being a mom 👇

@dougboneparth Happy Mother’s Day to the 4 women who follow my husband, and remember: weaponized incompetence is a choice!

@dougboneparth @WhoDeanie589 SILVER!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

@WhoDeanie589 Terry Silver

I woke up early af to discuss this incredible market, the epic rally in AI, and why jobs are the whole ballgame. Both stocks and my hair are at all-time highs. And yes, I am a real person.

@dougboneparth Wearing an n95 mask on our whale watching boat lol

Just spitballing here, but maybe we should stop going on cruise ships.

central jersey, south jersey, north jersey

@dougboneparth Now imagine if all 500,000 of you bought Money Together! No but in all seriousness. I hate it here but he loves it, and I love him, so in some circular way, I also love you.

500,000 followers. Wow. First off, thank you. I never take you guys for granted. I appreciate all your engagement and support. Truly. Despite its many changes, I love this place. I come here to laugh, make others laugh, meet new people, and stay current with everything. Humor is my cope. It’s how I deal with a chaotic world, or when times are tough. I use it to relate to people no matter who they are. I hope you laugh but more importantly, I hope you win. I hope your family wins. I wish you the best in this life because life is way too short. IRL, I spend most of my time helping people live their best lives. I’m lucky to serve amazing clients and help make their dreams a reality. My door is open to anyone who wants that too. I rarely ask for anything, because (for better or worse) that’s not who I am on here. But it would awesome if you checked out our new book, Money Together. If you want to have a better relationship with money and your partner, this is for you. And please leave a review. That would be amazing. Okay, that’s it. Thanks again. I love you all. TL;DR: Make your coffee at home.

@avivafashion11 As a child, it was modeled for me that giving money meant giving love. Withholding money meant withholding love. Money was a means of control.

@averagejoelle Can you explain what you mean by “money and control meant the same thing to me”?

Six months of Money Together ✨ I wrote the book I wished I had when: -money and control meant the same thing to me. -I was deep in my own shame. -I didn’t know how to parent and lawyer at the same time. -I lost my voice to everyone else. But there’s words for this now.

@dougboneparth We totally need this in our keynote

“You should organize your finances.” Me:

@dougboneparth @BullandBaird Ugh this is also me

@BullandBaird Hey, @averagejoelle. This you?

My shoulder is killing me.  I just realized I got hurt sleeping.  Im at the age where SLEEPING WRONG can affect me.  Sigh.