avery | ⚢⚧︎ | first of six

i guess we're all posting pits today

@coiledvertebre going in my transfem muad'dib folder

Oh Paul ❤️‍🩹

@localtryansfem @RatTickler26 im not doing this again cant trick me nuh uh no way 🙂‍↔️

Hello I am terrified of armpits if you have a hairy armpit please don’t post it in quote tweets ahhhhhhhhh so scaryyyy!!!

nobody quite prepares you for the checking the windows part of psychosis

I had no friends when I was 10 because I was a chud child with bad vibes. They should have kidnapped and slaughtered me

@porouscandle @Doggy_Bitez no i am saying the little tester thing is wrong i have very much so been Touched for better and for worse

@averydotavi @Doggy_Bitez No its quite beautiful. Never let yourself get Touched ever it taints the soul a darkest shade of tar

huh.

@Doggy_Bitez i am pure and untouched or something idk it is Wrong

@averydotavi congrats on the virginity i guess 🫶

can we do some hermeneutics can we do some exegis

"light cant pass between universes but gravity can" what the hell, sure.

one of alice's moots is spreading hate on one of my moots what is going on i hate being semi-aware of her life's happenings

@catseatheadres7 YOU CUT OUT MY FAVORITE PART!! i love aa's incredulous reaction she is Literally Me

oh here we fucking go with the soberist bullshit again #BRAINDEAD #RETARDED #LIKETRUFFLEFARMERS

@vorphie junior year math teacher singlehandedly revived both my nerd pride & my love of learning and mathematics and encouraged me to keep doing stuff w/ my life & my theatre director was the first adult in my life to treat me like a person, i have had so many life-changing teachers

can anyone say nice things about their teacher so i can stop crying about possibly picking the wrong career

people dont know this but Harambe was actually the second timeline shift, the first happened when Jon Humphrey killed Shamu with his bare hands at SeaWorld in 2007

@idonotlikethi12 @veroideae im not even talking about ai being the main culprit im just saying the resource and water wars are coming

@idonotlikethi12 @veroideae data centers are causing air pollution in predominantly black neighborhoods and taking up space on land that is better suited for Actually Useful development/infrastructure, but to act like the water pollution as a whole is refutable by pointing to the water cycle is braindead

jessica just casually posting ai art when there's a water shortage lol lmao okay . it's "anti-ai" until you wanna generate an oc

@idonotlikethi12 @veroideae avery when she gets jebaited -_-

@averydotavi @veroideae not how water works, please refer to diagram

@CarbonName 165 pounds of love for my friends

@averydotavi More like the Rasputia of friendship, how you doing

im like the rasputin of Friendship

@petricwhore i LOVE doughy pizza (undercooked tostitos mmmm) they are just as doughy heated up! when i was a kid i would fix one raw one and two microwaved ones but got upset because i couldnt make the max permutations ([yellow|| white||y&&w]&&[cooked||raw]=3!=6 combinations=2 packs)

@averydotavi always raw! I like how like dough-y they are, I’ve never had em heated up tbh

I could fuck up a cheese pizza lunchable rn….