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Plz nobody follow me bc of this tweet im not funny

Covid 19 coming in with the redemption character arc in the back half of the movie

@postjomalone Steeeve!

I thought I would brighten up the day it’s raining outside cheers

I wanna meet this Luke and ask him why he decided to claim warm water for himself

Just when I thought I’d seen it all

saw a quote that said ‘if we all ate the same and exercised the same we would still all have different bodies’ & I literally think that’s something you need to keep reminding urself

Airlines: only 3 rows board at a time 🤭 social distancing!! Also airlines: just keep your mask on! We fully booked our most densely packed planes. You don’t mind 5 people being 6 inches from your face, right?

Every person who steps into a Michael’s or a Joann’s magically slows down 10 speeds idk what it is

I am bad at being a bitch. I am a bad bitch

If I can’t use the multi million dollar on-campus lab equipment bc I’m learning online then why am I paying for it 🗣

the girls want him. the guys want to BE him.

The amount of angsty/emo bands that come out of the Midwest makes me suspicious of what’s going on up there

@lookatrocks @Izzy_ohsopretty But don't move here we full

I think about keeping my hard to pronounce 10 letter, Polish last name after marriage solely to strike fear in the stem men that will have to introduce/greet me in a professional setting

@Cecoleellis This is a lot of explanation for a tweet about a subpar team

:’-)

I can’t wait to be her