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The Guardians? Sounds interesting! I could help out, but there's one little thing. I need you to promise to not tell anybody what I'm about to show you, because it's meant to be a secret, okay?

GWなんてないよ

i saw this photo of a pallid bat and i just cant stop smiling boy why you so suprised

This the content I watch YouTube for

sci-twi SLOP #mlp #equestriagirls

i craft

Beta-Arceus

I’m going to have to explain how I got two hickies from a cat named Daniel who has a suckling issue

Playing Tomodachi life and so far the things removed that i liked are - family homes - bathrooms in the house - babies / babysitting - the tower - concert hall - quirky questions - judgement bay - dropping items on the floor to make the miis grab them - part time jobs ☹️

i wrote down most of the stuff that is missing from tomodachi life living the dream to my knowledge

the downside of being born and raised in florida is that it’s my home and it’s hard for me to imagine living anywhere else, but at the same time i HATE it here i HATE LIVING IN BUM ASS FLORIDA!!!!!!$$$$$$$$$$

NO MORE CLEANING SHIT OFF THE WALLS! NO MORE OLD PEOPLE SAYING CRAZY STUFF! I CAN PEE WHENEVER I WANT!!! I AM FINALLY FREE!!!!!!!

Me watching the Mario Galaxy movie’s post credits scene and seeing a portal open and hearing a high-pitched voice say “Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! What it is motherfuckers?”

本日のらくがき　ゆめしまからライコウを連れて帰る

everytime i die in a video game i hit my husband

And with that WEAPONS has won every Oscar it is nominated for tonight #WeaponsSweep

When me and my friends find E.T.