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When I finally snap, it’s going to be because I had to type my email address with my tv remote 😳

@saniyafatma1278 Frost might just have missed this aspect of good neighbors and their fences.😬

I seriously need some help here. My neighbor just put up this massive metal fence right along our property line and I’m honestly pretty upset about it. It completely changed the whole feel of my driveway and now it looks like I’m pulling into some kind of industrial corridor. I had no idea this was even happening until the thing was already built. It feels like my space just got boxed in overnight. What on earth can I do in a situation like this???

@gofishh77 Just follow the science; but you'll have to learn to pick the banjo.😬

I just want to know how one is capable of growing two rows of teeth. Anyone?

@SULLY10X Work with me, but is it possible they're just lulling us into a false sense of security with their accident prone poses; you know, before Skynet kicks off?🤔 😬

While on their way to take over the world. 😂

@NoDMsPerfavore Skull.😬

What would you name him? 😲💀

@TheBabylonBee Whew! Jake from State Farm just dodged a bullet; I mean bomb.😬

Kevin The Janitor Now Most Senior Military Official Left In Iran buff.ly/lOXeyt2

@lexxisfuzzbox If you're still 39, it's fine; once you turn 40 it's illegal in most states, and an abomination to God.*😬 *not really, just have fun!😀🎸

Is playing guitar in a band at almost 40 years old rad or lame?

@Amelia558rs When I was young, getting a tattoo was often thought of as an act of non-conformist expression; for the most part, they now seem more like conformist forms of expression.🤔

be brutally honest: are tattoos on a girl attractive?🤔

@modernhistory Where's the Thermostat, it's Fucking Cold in Here?😬

Name This 1950's Classic

@Keepfighting250 Maybe she shouldn't suggest they move back, rather that they simply send the lost and obviously lamented tax money as a signal of their virtue; old habits die hard, don't they?😬

Who wants to move back to New York 🤣🤣🤣

CORRECT!!✅👇😡

@crunchytradcon Hello, and you're on! 🇺🇸

Am I following you yet? If not, drop a HELLO in the comments and I will follow you ⬇️

@CodyLibolt Envy has been a major aspect leading to the deaths of more people on Earth than anything as far as history seems to present.😬

@ForAmerica To be fair, if OJ were still around I bet he could help Blumenthal find his birth certificate; maybe.😬

Sen. Blumenthal: "I have to admit, I don't know where my birth certificate is." Also Sen. Blumenthal: "I served in Vietnam."

@MbarkCherguia Humbug!😬

What would you name this cat?

@becs2986 Unfortunate; and all that extra winter weight to boot.😬

Oops 😬🤣😂

Quick questions: Whatever happened with Nancy Guthrie? Whatever happened with the Somali daycare thieves? Whatever happened with Ilhan Omar committing treason and immigration fraud? Whatever happened with the Autopen Administration? Whatever happened with Leticia James going to jail? Is it just me, or is everything being introduced into the news cycle just to distract from everything else? "News" explodes for a week or two - then POOF, gone like it never happened. No trials. No consequences. No RESOLUTIONS. Just silence, and a new outrage takes its place. And we the people get THE FINGER again. This is why I cancelled my Fox News. Because if NOTHING is EVER gonna happen to the REAL CRIMINALS... ...why do I need to know about the crimes?

Republicans Announce Plan To Keep Doing Opposite Of What Everyone Voted For Them To Do buff.ly/5DPGNed

Always remember. Somebody out there has it worse than you. Be thankful for what you have.

@RyanHatesGovt Yet another perspective on the old adage, 'heads will roll'.😬