i don't wanna say i'm god's strongest soldier but i do think i'd be justified in killing myself
Julio@JulioHashem
have you won a game in the last 34 days
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@avslegend
fizz 🇬🇧, leafs/gritty, sometimes ⚽️ and 🏎, she/her, 24, just never shuts up, number 1 gary bettman hater
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my quality of life would probably be significantly better if i deleted twitter but unfortunately some of you people are really funny
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olympic hockey in my house has brought such high level insight as 'is crosby there?' 'how much does a pint cost in that arena?' 'why do zambonis have headlights?' and 'it would be funny if his [mcdavid] first name was craig'
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also am i back? are we back? is olympic hockey reigniting my lost love? i feel like when a dog runs away from home and comes back years later missing an ear x
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yall know i'm auston down or wtv tf but im not willing to cheer an american team
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in case anyone was wondering what fizz avslegend's stance is for not just olympic hockey but also any international competition as a whole x
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@NHLN0VA nothing makes me laugh quite like my own tweets so i hear ya x
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bros gonna have ofcom at his door itv4 won't stand for this
kevin@FieldGoalKev
William Nylander just flipped off the TSN cameras 😭😂
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@NHLN0VA see this has been my plan all along - disappear and weed out the fakers
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@avslegend like i fell to the floor getting this notif that you tweeted
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@NHLN0VA if i died you'd know about it i've got a contingency plan
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you all thought i was gone didn't you well i'm just keeping you on your toes coming back to tweet random shit and disappear again
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if anyone is wondering what fizz avslegend is up to i want you to know this is just my life 24/7/365 now
lip sweater loyalist@avslegend
when life keeps raw dogging you but all you can do is arch your back and take it
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@NHLN0VA lowkey i have a whole plan for this account in the case of my death so trust you would've been made aware
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@Forbzzilla the worst part is i actually have been on this app every day but i never had anything funny to say....
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@b1gangeball dude this happened to me once but they lost my stool sample...
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cbbc child star becoming the white boy of the month is truly something i could never have predicted shoutout gerran i loved you in young dracula
✨mads ✨@imsorryrumhammm
I hope they never stop drowning whitaker in bodily fluids. I hope it’s a running gag throughout the entire show. I hope the show runs for 30 years and in the series finale he thinks he’s finally made it through a shift without changing his scrubs and then someone sharts on him
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i want you man to be on your toes about when i post every time you think this account is abandoned Boom i got something to say
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