//AMANDA VALENTINE//

@jasminkaset No

@cliffordvulture You're so sweet to say that!!!! Thank you!!!

@avvalentine I figured. YOU ARE BUSY! congrats mama. You little man is a delight 💚

@avvalentine you have your hands on this tour? hope you're doing well. 🌻💚

@jasminkaset Really want to post a picture with my giant pregnant belly saying 6 days sober

@TheSofiya This is strong 2021 energy

Asked a room full of doctors if they agreed that my fertilized egg has a huge dick

@torchlkblue Nope! Was it my doppelgänger?!?

@avvalentine any chance you were in Northern Michigan this weekend?

@TheSofiya Almost named our son Joe. Switched to Jack. It’s touchy naming a white male I’ll be honest.

Can white dudes named Joe just realize their limitations this is not a subtweet

I feel CUTE. 70s/80s vibes for my last first day at @SUUtbirds Mask by: @avvalentine Outfit by: Nordstrom clearance rack and the thrift store

@Claraoswald612 @CA_Young @tylerrjoseph @joshuadun Love it!!!!!!

@CA_Young @tylerrjoseph @joshuadun @avvalentine It definitely kept the vibe. I knew instantly it was her design

I can say with certainty: I WISH

Welp ... Grimes is leaving Elon Musk bit.ly/2de38pb

Pet/Who they’re named after

@TheSofiya Nailed it

Elon Musk is the Crash of people - way overrated, stupid white people who think they’re smart love it, and is somehow award-winning?!?

@TheKenLaurence God I AGREEEEEEE. It’s so true

I love how Beyoncé moves; I personally don’t think everything is an ANNOUNCEMENT! Show up, allow the work to speak for itself, and show the fuck out! #simple

@TheSofiya Hahahahaha hahahahahahahaha fuck

Only a Karen McMuffin thinks every inconvenience is a conspiracy against her. Bitch the only conspiracy against you is between the sun and genetics

@dpatrickrodgers I’m on day 5 😶

Might fuck around and never smoke another cigarette again in my life. Just for laughs.

I am not going to smoke a cigarette today. Probably. Possibly.

@jasminkaset In France Europe we often don’t even start x files until 10 pm

@laurenwray Yep. Mormons are like that