Snu Snu 🦴

A negroni ☺️ …Sbagliato 😋

Me clocking in to love island twitter for the next two months #loveisland #loveislanduk

Jeremiah.., we KNOWWWWE that head is turning. That man is never gonna want to play step daddy fr #LoveIslandUSA

Ace better be careful with that constant durag before the Fiji sun farmer tans his face #LoveislandUSA

I understand what Huda was trying to do but Olandria said she’s no weak bitch, these men don’t phase her! #LoveIslandUSA

Lowkey I get it… Huda was doing too much bc none of the girls were that pressed lol. #LoveIslandUSA

@lesbianoir WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET THIS

gonna make all the tea drinking lesbians jealous rq

GloRilla’s reaction to Beyoncé winning ‘Best Country Album’ at the #GRAMMYs.

I’m sorry… I’m not the one to coddle irrational fears. I’ll give you time to process, take as many breaths as you need but baby… you’re an adult. Which also means you can make an educated refusal bc I’m not about to hold your hand through a damn needle stick

Wydm I can’t flush your IV bc it feels weird (but doesn’t burn or hurt so it work fine) but I also can’t stick you for blood bc you’re scared. BABY YOURE 26 NOT 6.

Why they got T.O.P. Acting so outlandish in this second season 💀 #SquidGame2

@lesbianoir So like if I start now will I be included in this year or next years numbers

i got like 4-5 ppl to read parable of the sower this year, need to step my numbers up in the new year 😪

She’s 24… I wouldn’t have baby rn being that there’s still so much to achieve childless BUT she’s got the money and a career for now so she gone be good for now🙂

Rihanna was in her 30s, and was at a period where we all her 80% sure that woman wasn’t putting out another album NOR did she need to on top of all the business ventures she has… where as Flo… I mean she wants this baby so that’s all that matters truly 🫠

Never ask: A WOMAN her age A MAN his salary THE TWO LEAD ACTRESSES IN WICKED how they got together with their partners

Black people when a dad isn't abusive to their queer child:

@lesbianoir Plssss, the way Naydia turns on the dramatics, I’m dead and I don’t even need a visual 😂

can’t deal w watching my stud watching football why she fall to her knees praying for a 2pt conversion 😭😭😭😭😭

Literally like… would never let them within 10ft of my vagina

Thinking about leaving L&D but… I feel like I have to be casual somewhere bc how else will I get the inside scoop on some of these providers? Bc baby… some of them put on the best front and then you work with them and find out they’re satan’s spawn

Shit… I be celebrating just like the characters at the end of an arc in one piece. Just put me through a hundred episodes of HELL. Finally free just to end up in Arc jail again.