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Feel like it says a lot about me that I frequently walk too fast for automatic doors.

I feel like we, as a society, moved on too quickly from the fact that mask mandates made crying at work much easier.

Difficult to be confronted with the fact of yourself. Opaque in the sense of finally solid, in the sense of see me, not through me.

Ryan Gosling on his journey as Ken: “I went on the ride and I’m still going on it. I don’t want to leave the park. They are kicking me out. ‘The park is closing, sir.’ But I ordered churros and they are coming, I swear.” (Source: nytimes.com/2023/07/13/mov…)

The 1975 live are just different class btw #TRNSMT2023 #trnsmt #The1975

@KaylaAncrum best romantic chemistry on the show

@taylormunsell22 I was a huuuge fan of Alan Moore’s Swamp Thing comics so all of this sounds great to me

@awafflewitch I really think it speaks to who I am as a person.

Got an idea for a swamp monster story. Will it be horror or will it be a monster romance? At this point, it could go either way.

Patterns

CRJ could die on the cross for your sins but Jesus couldn’t write “Want You In My Room”

@samreich Surely you know Caroline Klidonas

Who are you favorite comedy creators on TikTok, YouTube, and Instagram that I might not be aware of?

@EileneSpear Most relatable tweet

@becoauthor/video/7226753618651794730" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">tiktok.com/@becoauthor/vi… My fave author made a tiktak

@ThePopTingz Shawn Mendes was right all along

📣 DEAL NEWS 📣 My author Betty Corrello is publishing her debut romcom with @avonbooks next summer! The sweetest, funniest second chance romance that is sure to warm your cold, dead heart ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥 You can head over to IG [handle: becowrites] to congratulate her!

when i decided to wage holy war it looked very much like staring at my bedroom floor

So, without telling anyone, Dave Grohl brought his giant smoker and cooked/fed barbecue and sides for 500 folks at Hope Mission in L.A. during the storms. Paid for it all. Worked 16 hours. So, when the aliens get here and ask “who’s in charge?”, I think we take them to Dave Grohl.

I’m selling books on Pango! pangobooks.com/bookstore/audr…