doctor worm

Paid for my 7/11 cheese pizza slice with points

A plucky little 2 seed

Holy shit

Thomas begrudgingly throwing his Stone Island robe down for Jesus

Me and my friends routinely reminisce on your greatest failures and shortcomings. We tell everyone we know about them

Fraud farmers exposed

Sox getting the DOGSHIT whipped out of em

I like the way Boyd is chucking but the score Doesn’t reflect it

The chicken stocks in my Broth IRA are performing nicely

“You smell like shit” yeah i shit myself idiot

do you fw guys that- hey are you listening

I wish there was a way to shorten your hair

@sungarden3000 Barkeep, the usual

yeah one angel shot please, now

Jamaican Adam’s rib mi tink mi gon make mi own wife

Asking bitches at the bar if they ever played Mousetrap

Florida you just got beasted on white boy style

I’ve contracted what my doctors are referring to as “The Works”

Iced Mueller on my wrist

the Peaky Blinders movie should only be available on Peloton