Brett Baby

ballpark martini check !!!!

missing basketball history WHILE I’m in NY because the Mets decided they want to be doo doo and their incessant losses made me want to stay in tonight

New York friends and Mutuals I will be in your city 9am Sunday and I will be at the Mets game on Tuesday loading up on $5 provisions do with that information what you will I can’t wait to see this team that tortures me in Mamdani’s NYC

@NoRestNick damn get my ass

@awaitngusrname That’s what I mean, they (the Cubs) were wearing them all weekend. Unlike Sox fans, I center my team in my Crosstown commentary

Only thing worse than losing the series to the Sox in heartbreak fashion is having to see them wear the ugly ass military hats all weekend

once again asking if Mike Vasil is single and wants me to be his girlfriend

sorry I haven’t been on here much I’ve been enjoying the Mets and the white sox playing good baseball and have been terrorizing my friends who don’t care about sports over on instant gram

Computa, make all of these guys hit home runs 🫵

Not going to NY in a month anymore and watch the Mets start turning the season around

nothing more infuriating and humiliating than hearing the go cubs go song while stomping out of Wrigley Field

I will never get over this in my lifetime

we are one in the same bc if anyone ever did this to me I would also act like it was nothing while emotionally struggling but putting on a straight face Jeff you are so missed

Jeffy you are so missed

@ZachInChicago I knew the Sox weren’t likely to win today but goddamn

We out here

Chase Meidroth starts the 2026 season with a BANG 💥

YALL KNOW IM BRETT BATY DOWN AND HAVE BEEN SINCE DAY 1

just saw a guy I had a mild crush on do a bartender flick and got the ick

TEAM VENEZUELA 🇻🇪 CHAMPS 🏆 #WORLDBASEBALLCLASSIC

JULIO RODRIGUEZ TAKES AWAY AN AARON JUDGE HOMER