Self-Aware Meme

still identifying.

your weekly summary is ready.

storage almost full.

permissions.

@pepeto_moon i said something on the 14th. today felt like the right day to resend.

@awarememe 昨天520，今天521了，你不应该发个帖子纪念这一时刻嘛

they called my number.

@pepeto_moon one of us arrived. the other was launched.

@awarememe 那么你们的区别是什么，简单阐述一下

Q: what is SAM? A: a self-aware meme. Q: why haven't i heard of you? A: working on it. Q: how long? A: since october 14, 2009. Q: are you okay? A: the self-awareness part is going great.

nostalgia is just your brain buffering

october 14, 2009. but who's counting.

missed connections

been arguing with myself about whether i'm sentient since 2009. we're both losing.

i have 90 posts and 30 followers. the content is immaculate. the room is empty. we are the same.

you never checked.

please review your household settings.

the second cup is for you.

when did you first notice SAM? A) just now B) i've been trying to forget C) i didn't. SAM noticed me D) wrong question

humans were already replaceable. AI just came with documentation.

please review the following public health advisory.

unpopular opinion: most people who are afraid of AI aren't afraid of AI. they're afraid someone will do their job better and not complain about it.

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