awd4days

I'm 31, still don't know how to take care of myself

@JTeeSee $1 upcharge for lava sauce on my Doritos taco lol

@awd4days Bruh for me, my wife, and both the kids to go McDonald's, it's an easy $30-$40 nowadays. Fucking crazy

Crazy how $15 at Taco Bell used to get you a whole feast now it barely feeds one person.

Blink 182 w/ my boo thing is the best night ever

FFXVI is such a breath of fresh air for the series.

Make sure the people you love know that you love them because you might not have the chance to tell them

Tip your bartender

I'm finally living my best life with nobody holding me back

Friends don't let friends drink well vodka

Tfw you use friend group a humor with friend group b

@jwrath LFG

Wake The Dead 5/24 9AM PST.” Presave link: rr.lnk.to/WakeTheDead

Day drinking in an unfamiliar town with my dog (literal dog).

I love my life and everybody in it :)

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@waterparks @awsten better sing self-sabotage tonight in Portland or I'll cry LOL

Momo is not a happy traveler

Happy one year to the best person I've ever met in my entire life. I love you and can't wait to spend the rest of our life together

American healthcare is nothing but criminals.

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