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She’s a 10, but the only thing she looks forward to is going to bingo at the moose lodge every Tuesday night

AND FUCK THE VEGAS GOLDEN KNIGHTS!

i can't kill myself i need to kiss a pretty girl a pdub game

no one captured your 20s better than when taylor said “we’re happy free confused and lonely at the same time it’s miserable and it’s magical”

robert irwin and dylan efron trying to out-slut each other on dancing with the stars and i think that's beautiful

okay so how the fuck am i supposed to focus on anything else for the rest of the day now

packing for a move and im disgusted at the sheer amount of earthly possessions i own

Goose opened my Twitter

Kenneth Rexroth • One Hundred More Poems from the Chinese Love and the Turning Year

Please stop assuming that too many em dashes means AI written. Some of us are producing grammatically incoherent work the honest way!

@sardinearchive4 Is this the same coworker who bought us a handle freshman year?

Hamlet being shipped to England after committing murder:

i fear you can never get rid of the hamilton middle schooler inside of you

Writing my final essay the way God intended (over-caffeinated and wine drunk at 3am)

Wallace and Gromit marathon with Will

@kristirobin16 I DONT REMEMBER THIS???

If somehow Tik Tok is allowed to come back my Little Women fan edits better be right where I left them or there will be hell to pay

Bringing in the new year with a horrific hang over and the first day of my period